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Life According To ~Stang
 
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subject:The Christmas Card....LOL
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If I had not watched all of this happen, and someone told me this story, I'd have thought for sure that it was made up. Well, it's not and since it turned out to be rather funny, I'll let you in on it.

I was at work and one of the girls brought the mail over from the front desk. Well, I thumb through it and I noticed that she missed a piece that belonged to her. For the purpose of this story, I'll call her Murphy (this woman rocks, she has a Murphy Brown quality about her, that's why I chose that name). Anyway, I'm at one end of the office and she's at the other. I walk the piece of mail over to Murphy and go back to my desk. Interesting so far huh?....LOL

Not even a minute later, I hear whar originally sounded like crying but it quickly dawned on me that she was really laughing her ass off. There was no muffled laughter but just a huge outburst of hysterical giggles. It turns out that Murphy had received a Christmas card from a guy that she dates. Now, she and ... ohhh ... we'll call him Bill...lol, date casually when he's in town, it's no biggie...at least not to Murphy.

Bill was kind enough to write Murphy a break-up note inside of the Christmas card. It was not a catty note but one of those "it's not you it's me" bullshit things. He goes one and on about how he thought he was ready for something serious but wasn't and yadda yadda. The more Murphy read, the harder she laughed. She really was under the impression that they were just "dating" and not "exclusively" so needless to say, she had not been turning down any dates. My suggestion to her was to send him a "Thank You" card..........postage due....lmfao! I liked the idea more than she did...ha!

The only thing that is more fucked up than breaking up with someone in a Christmas card is doing it via e-mail.....I hope he gets a clue in his stocking for Christmas.......lol!!!!

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Bec Bec "LOLLIP...
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#8 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 9:40 pm
had to leave u a 10 for this LMAO
☠Trixy☠Monstres...
Connell, WA
#7 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 9:07 pm
Thats pretty fucked! hahaha.

Ive had a break up like that, guy lived 20 min away, broke up with me on YIM....
~*BIGGIE MARV*~...
Moreno Valley, CA
#6 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
I don't know what to say about him!
~DevilGirl~
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New York, NY
#5 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 7:14 pm
LMAO PEOPLE
Peyton
Panama City, FL
#4 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 7:09 pm
Lmao gurl PowER Hee hee we RULE!!!
~Queenbitch~Pro...
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Toms River, NJ
#3 of 8 -- December 14, 2006 @ 6:39 pm
lmao niceeeeeeee hehehe

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