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Life According To ~Stang
 
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Some days you have to take them as they come.........well I've had a lot of those lately......I was going to blog this yesterday but you'll find out at the end why I didn't.

A little history.........if you have a 401k plan, your employer has to file a tax form that's called a 5500..........anyway, the company I work for recently found out that there were some problems with our 5500 and we needed to refile. Soooo....I'm on the phone at work with the people who are supposed to do this for us and they send me a list of items to send. Some I sent already but I had to re-do them so they were updated.

In the midst of this, I am signing for courier delieveries of checks that I have called our clients about.........we did the work, they needed to pay up. I am a brilliant multi-tasker and yesterday was my day to do it to it.

It felt like each time I sent the company who was filing the 5500 something that was on the list, they asked me for something that was NOT on the list in a form that was NOT ready to send and I had to create........no sweat....I got that.

While I was doing that, I prepared the bank deposit......a little over 12k. Now, usually I put them in a prepaid postage envelope but I take a bright pink highlighter and "x" out the postage and return address area and then highlight the bank name..........piece of CAKE, I do it daily that's just what I do, then I put the envelope on the receptionist counter and call the courier to take the deposit to the bank...I got this.

After I had the deposit ready to go, the cheerful mailman comes in and delivers my mail......LATE but it's there none the less. I finish with the 5500 company and am glad I have a chance to breathe..........Then the courier shows up.

He tells me he's there to pick up the bank deposit......well shit, he's been there before, so I point....."It's over there". He's like....."Where?"......."Over there"...I remark........I stand up and look and low and behold.......it's not there.

OH SHIT!!!! I ask around the office and of course......no one has seen it. They never see anything that goes terribly wrong...lol, that's the nature of working in an office. It didn't take long to figure out that the mailman took the bank deposit on the week that payroll is due. *sigh*. I release the courier and go and explain to my boss what has just happened and that I was going to go and try to find the mailman.

I walk for about 4 blocks..........NOTHING! I come back to the office, make a few phone calls and hope to come up with something. I don't know if you have ever tried to locate a postal carrier on his route but it's kind of like masturbating with sandpaper...........POINTLESS!!!!! I talked to a whole lot of "know it all know nothings" who just tell me to wait and that the deposit is probably in the postal box...........NOOOOO!!! It needs to be in the deposit box!

After about 45 mintues of this, I finally get a call back from the post office. Imagine that!!! They give me the exact address of where the postman is and I run out of the office to retrieve my envelope. I get it and return to the office. My boss is amazed when I announced I had it........as he looked at his watch. Yeah, yeah I know.......my ass is on the way to the bank. I made it to the bank with the deposit and was now way behind on my work so I thought I'd take the laptop to my mom's house and get caught up. I also thought it would be the perfect time to blog this madness.........I get to her house, I have no power cord and the battery is dead as hell. That's just my luck.

Today was better though..........I received an e-mail from the human resources consultant that our new hires needed phone training.........our last new hire was over a month ago........can someone tell me why they can't use the phones??!!

And you wonder why I drink................LOL!!!!

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Mrs. Thang........
United States
#6 of 6 -- September 14, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
Gee, your job sounds like where I work! I think we should go out for a drink together! Way to pull off the deposit by they way, even though your boss appreciated it long enough to give you the high tail your ass to the bank look! Much love, Mrs. Thang
KÌMßè®Lÿ**FuAng...
Online (dreaming)
Selah, WA
#5 of 6 -- September 14, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
lmao!!!
♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
Offline (Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)
Saint Louis, MO
#4 of 6 -- September 12, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
LOL who wants to tell my boss I need a FUBAR day?...LOL
~DJ HOWLING~@ S...
Offline (Stepped awaythis is his bro)
United States
#3 of 6 -- September 12, 2007 @ 8:01 pm
GREAT GOLG HERE HUN 999+++++++
fastpaul
Rochester, NY
#2 of 6 -- September 12, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
Dammmm time for a vacation after the day you had. Great Blog!!!

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