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subject:	Oh It's Been So Long......
post date:	2008-05-23 18:38:34
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Oh it's been a minute since someone filled my inbox with a bunch of stupid...but since it's happened...damn it feel good. I was going through withdrawls n shit...

So, here is the email thread......read it bottom up:

*Cracks knuckles....* Here we geeeewwwwwwww!!!!

In reading this, my first thought was that dude would fuck anything with a hole. Noo, not because I'm just anything but more because his opening line was talking about wanting to fuck me. No hello, who are you.....nothing...just offered it up. That already makes him a dumbass who should probably be standing in line, using a number at somone's free clininc, getting tested for some shit. He better be careful who he offers that dick up to before he catches a chick who burns him so bad, his shit will melt like candle wax......

Ummm k, at least he's honest enough to admit that all he is interested in is a sexual encounter. With his approach, I am sure he's getting lots of action in the right and left hand variety. That's fine, at least he'll listen to himself and give himself some and leave the rest of us alone.......

He says "There is a place for everything, and on here, with you, I was only interested in mature Pussy to fuck the shit out of."................*ROLLIN* This dude is from the UK......what the fuck is going to do, fuck me in the Myspace bulletins? Let me hurry and lube up for that encounter.

"If thats not gonna happen its cool."............IF??!!! IF??!!! He's not smart enough to know that's not gonna happen.......does he not know that the UK and America are separated by lots of ..ohh...umm.......WATER??!!! I don't do random dick anyway but lordy if I did, I would not want some random dick I had to dial a country code to get to........fool please.

"Now go make yourself useful by sucking some dick or bending over mama."....Umm I don't know about useful, but hot damn, that's the 1st good idea he's had all email!! *ROLLIN*....

The funny thing about all of this, other than the whole fuckin concept of trying to get some pussy online that you can't reach is that when all of this was said and done, he took me offa his list so I could not write him back. Someone musta gave him some inside information. I hope that same person lets him know that you can't fuck anyone through myspace mail...but it's fun watching people try...LMFAO

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#19 of 19 -- May 29, 2008 @ 11:07 am

LOL @ Juicy, I know RIGHT

JUICYluxuria

(WHO WANTS TO BUY ME A JUICY ID BRACELET???)

Chicago, IL

#18 of 19 -- May 29, 2008 @ 11:05 am

you mean its not possible to have myspace sex? damn i guess i should just delete my page :D hahahaha

like this one!

☆Ryot Gyrl☆ ~Fu...

(Please hold for the next available representative)

#17 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

*slides into her chair after a HARD 3 hrs @ work* < --- that was worth it lemme tell ya.. o_O

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#16 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

Oh dear god!! make that stop!

(M.I.A. 4 A While)

#15 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

I hate your Taco ... ha ha ha

Gurl ... why did this happen ?!?!

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(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#14 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

(M.I.A. 4 A While)

#13 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

OK ... you got skill ... but where's that taco ?!?!?

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#12 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

(M.I.A. 4 A While)

#11 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

I got 5 for chilli cheese fries ....
Wha Choo got ?

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#10 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

#9 of 9 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
I got endless 5's when it's a guaranteed bet ... LOL
Wanna play pool ?!?! :p

Umm noo... you got YOUR 5's and I got mine...it needs to stay that way...LOL

(M.I.A. 4 A While)

#9 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

I got endless 5's when it's a guaranteed bet ... LOL
Wanna play pool ?!?! :p

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#8 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

#7 of 7 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
I'm not sorry you had to deal with this guy .. LOL.. that shit is mad funny !!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope his dick has water wings for the pond .. and to hell with the lube ... i got 5 on it that it's so small you'd pee yourself laughing. Ewwwwwwwwah .. ha ha ha

LOL...you run around with a lotta 5's in your pocket...ha ha

(M.I.A. 4 A While)

#7 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

I'm not sorry you had to deal with this guy .. LOL.. that shit is mad funny !!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope his dick has water wings for the pond .. and to hell with the lube ... i got 5 on it that it's so small you'd pee yourself laughing. Ewwwwwwwwah .. ha ha ha

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#6 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

#5 of 5 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
Is this idiot for real? I guess it takes all types.

LOL Real enough to delete me from his list when he didn't like my answer.

stretch351c~Bri...

Stanton, NE

#5 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:50 pm

Is this idiot for real? I guess it takes all types.

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)

#4 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

#3 of 3 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
its pathetic worms like that that give the male species such a jacked up rep. if he had any clue the kind of woman he was talkin to (sweet kind caring,a true and loyal friend oh and one who respect is a key issue with ie you show her respect she shows you respect right back) he so wouldnt have come at ya like that and wouldnt be lookin like an ass right now would he.

YOU ROCK STANG

"(sweet kind caring,a true and loyal friend oh and one who respect is a key issue with ie you show her respect she shows you respect right back)" Oh...did he write this same note to someone other than me?...ha ha ha ...ty Stryke

STRYKE RELENTLE...

(WHO WANTS TO MAKE 300K FU BUCKS)

United States

#3 of 19 -- May 23, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

its pathetic worms like that that give the male species such a jacked up rep. if he had any clue the kind of woman he was talkin to (sweet kind caring,a true and loyal friend oh and one who respect is a key issue with ie you show her respect she shows you respect right back) he so wouldnt have come at ya like that and wouldnt be lookin like an ass right now would he.

YOU ROCK STANG

(Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)