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Life According To ~Stang
 
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You all have been so much to fun to blog with, that I decided I would go ahead and do another for today. I have blogged about this before but it was such a long time ago and by looking around the FU..people still don't get it.

People bitch all the time about people downrating their pictures. Now, I don't downrate, I'll pass on rating a picture before I downrate it but I've seen some shit here on the fu that NEEDS to be downrated. So, here I go with my rules for picture posting on the fu!

1. Learn the crop tool...it's your FRIEND! If your status says "single and looking" and your living room looks like your place should be condemned..then change your status to "single and looking for the health department". Better yet..clean that shit up and retake the picture.

2. If you want to post pictures in your underwear..you do the damn thang but don't use the ones where it looks like the damn thang lives in the crotch! Wear clean ONE's. If you can't "shout" it out...don't put it up.

3. If you want to post an NSFW pic of you and your "fling" or "partner" hittin it from the back..don't post the ones that show your warts or sores!!!! I know that sounds gross but I was shown a picture yesterday that someone posted and her anal warts could have had their own profile page.

4. CLEAN your mirrors...lol, I have been caught once or twice like this too but no need to take a mirror picture and it looks like it's snowing inside.

5. Leave the bathroom. Yes, I have a lot of bathroom shots because I tend to like the lighting in there but for goodness sake, go OUTSIDE!! If you don't like the way you look outside, then change the camera settings or the angle, we know damn well you don't live in the bathroom with that dirty mirror.

6. On all seriousness, don't post pictures of the outside of your house. When you are online anyone can see you and you don't know who's looking. Posting the outside of your house makes as much sense to me as putting your home address on your home page.

7. CLEAN UP YOUR KIDS!! Yes, kids will be kids and get dirty but if your child looks like they should be ward of the state in every picture, it's very indicative of how you life. Your child should be your first priority, even if you look like ASS that day, your child should at least look maintained.

8. Don't be afraid to post a full body shot. You are who you are and if someone dislikes you because of your body structure, that's their loss. There is NO way that half the people on the fu are nothing but heads and shoulders!

9. Have fun with it!! Usually I will rate people's "me" pictures before I will rate some of the random things unless they created them like artwork and things. Random stuff can usually be found all over the place, I like the stuff that really reflects the person who's profile I'm on.

10. Don't misrepresent yourself by any means but do try to show yourself in the truest light possible without making yourself look like a walking disaster site.......

Nope, I'm not perfect but I sure saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....LOL

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XBOBX
Online (Passed out)
Phoenix, AZ
#97 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
OPh yeah! While yo're downn there...........Will you pop the zts? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
XBOBX
Online (Passed out)
Phoenix, AZ
#96 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
OMG! I need a maid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* AngelDawnKris...
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Las Vegas, NV
#95 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
I need to give these rules to a friend lol
JUICYšluxuriaš
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Chicago, IL
#94 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 10:52 am
for milf :D

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♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
Offline (Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)
Saint Louis, MO
#93 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 9:08 am
"I should no better than to open a link she sends me out of the blue,"

We all should...lmfao
Bounty Hunter™
Sierra Leone
#92 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 9:07 am
Stang, These are definitely tips that most need or should adhere to. Forn got me with the #3. I should no better than to open a link she sends me out of the blue, but noooooo I opened it. I love the sense of humor that you have injected into this.
Mariodinava..PL...
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Italy
#91 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 3:02 am
Great Bloq Stang..Have 2 admit that i have pict of the outside of my house,bec i love the place,(unf moving in a few weeks)There are a lot of pics i see that i don't like so i don't rate them,am sure there are plenty of pics i have people don't like either but i don't care about that one bit
M!£ai™{KMA}♫AXL...
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United States
#90 of 97 -- May 30, 2008 @ 12:55 am
**clapping hands** we should be able to rate this blog a 10 for each item.

TroublesumYummy...
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Farmington, MI
#89 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
I so agree , bout time someone told it like it is love your blogs girlie .. keep em comin..I've seen some crazy pics on this site you'd swear people don't look before they post em.Fubar should add more stuff to the gift shop like toothpaste , wart remover & some tp for those skid marks lol .. it could happen.. then again I don't think I'd be ballsy enough to send em out .. I'm sure someone would though
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Bahamas
#88 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
LMAO! tell it girl!
Fjord83
Burnsville, MN
#87 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
I totally agree with you, and to elaborate a little more on #9. If I see a picture of like a generic Microsoft Windows bg I generally rate it 1. What really makes me mad about it though is when that is their ONLY pic.
ღღpiercedmamaღღ
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Neffs, OH
#86 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
I so love your blogs Gotta love a woman that speaks the truth!
Chita- >;}P.O....
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#85 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
lmmfao
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Chicago, IL
#84 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 5:42 pm
WOW...I had to look at the kids on the nasty bed twice before I realized there was a BABY AND a TODDLER...they need their asses whipped for that shit!!!TOTALLY OUT OF ORDER
God Bless Texas
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United States
#83 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
LOL....thanks for the tips....going to my profile to make sure I am not a victim of this...oh wait...that's right...I already did check...lol

thanks for the humorous way of making people open up their eyes and realize....and as for #3...thanks again for sharing...lol Have a good one!!!!
KillmeSoftly
Akron, OH
#82 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
And I love that shot of the Daddy feeding his child ^_^
You can see how much he really loves his baby girl:)
Bedsheets would be nice but that's still a beautifull moment that was captured there ^_^
KillmeSoftly
Akron, OH
#81 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
Hey I totally agree with all your points here:)
HOWEVER,I also think it was really mean to spread those nasty pictures around of someones HPV infested ASSHOLE!!
LOL,Ok the way I just said it does make me laugh but still...
It was a tasteless thing to do making fun of someone's poor condition.
♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
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Saint Louis, MO
#80 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
"linking and laughing lol

im sure a few ppl blocked me cause i linked them to some anal warts lmmfao"

Gurl, I was scared to death when I saw you comment you were gonna leave that link here in big ole H1 font n shit..*whew*...lmfao

ha ha @ blocked for random wart dropping..ha ha
dirt nasty™ ...
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Leesburg, GA
#79 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
#73 of 76 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
#72 of 72 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
lol @ warts

i stg i linked tha shyt to everyone i could


I know you did..lmfao!!! I wasn't gonna put you out there, I knew you'd tell it yourself...ha ha ha you were a linkin bitch yesterday.




linking and laughing lol

im sure a few ppl blocked me cause i linked them to some anal warts lmmfao
Thats Mr A$$hol...
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Des Moines, IA
#78 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
lol amen I agree some of the pics I have seen on here scare me
"Colonel"
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Augusta, GA
#77 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Gotta give you props this is fawkin awesome
PÄŦŦÌÈ~SWEET MA...
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Croydon, PA
#76 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
lol ur great
♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
Offline (Reading"GreenEggs&Ham"DoesNotMakeUAScholar)
Saint Louis, MO
#75 of 97 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
#72 of 72 -- May 29, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
lol @ warts

i stg i linked tha shyt to everyone i could


I know you did..lmfao!!! I wasn't gonna put you out there, I knew you'd tell it yourself...ha ha ha you were a linkin bitch yesterday.

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