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Life According To ~Stang
 
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You know, every time I give online guys the benefit of the doubt, someone comes along to undo that...LOL

I feel like Joey Greco from Cheaters "Meet Chad, a 38-year old nut job from Nebraska"...He writes:

CHAD: "HEY SEXY THIS IS CHAD TAGGED DELETED ME TODAY PLEASE READD ME I MISSS YOU BABY LOVE CHAD DAMN SEXY WOULD YOU PLEASE ADD ME HERE AN YAHOO AT LOOKING4LOVE68061 I WOULD MARRY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT TRULY ALL YOURS CHAD"

Marry me in a heartbeat?? HUH..you think that sounds unreasonable NOW??!! Just wait...I reply to him:

ME: "why did they delete you?"

CHAD: "I HAVE NO IDEA AN I AM GETTIN TIRED OF ALL THE NEW SHIT ON THIS SITE PLEASE ADD ME IN YAHOO LOOKING4LOVE68061 CHAD"

ME: "Chad, it takes me a while before I will add people to my messenger. I am generally leary of people with one or no pictures and those with whom I have not chatted with often."

Now, had he actually READ my profile, he'd have known that... but anyway...lets keep this moving:

CHAD: "WE HAVE CHATTED HAVE U FORGOTTEN I WAS DELETED ON TAGGED AN THE NEXT TIME I GET DELETED I WILL NOT BE BACK SO I GUESS IF U DO NOT ADD ME IN YAHOO YOU AN I WILL ONLY HAVE A MEMORY AN I BE THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY 402-XXX-XXXX CHAD"

Well I guess he told ME huh??!!! I can just see this dude in mom's basement, staring at my pictures on his walls with tears in his eyes asking himself "why doesn't she love me"?....hmmm, I know, I'll shut up and keep going:

ME: "I don't like ultimatums and memories are not all bad. No worries......good luck to you."

I was feeling pretty okay at that moment. I had some time to blow off steam in the mumms so this guy didn't take a gut shot...yet:

CHAD: "damn i know u hate me i wanted to marry your hot sexy azz"

But then Chad has an afterthought...I know Im using the term "thought" loosely but yeah...

CHAD" "i would not want to marry you anyways i am seeking a queen who is sexual not lame an wants to know me not on here cuz you can only send 20o messages a day in yahoo as many as you want its really free there"

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't NEED this dude sending me more than 20 or 200 messages, whichever it is. I'm now REALLY glad that site has a message cap!

ME: "You sound like a child who, when doesn't get what he wants didn't want it anyway. If there is a lie someplace you told it. I really hope you find what you're looking for, Chad........and it's not "anyways" it's "anyway"."

CHAD: "w/e do not pm me again scaredy"

ME: "lol you have issues. I'd even venture to say crazy as hell........enjoy your search and if you don't respond to this, I guarantee I won't write back. You stay out of my inbox and I'll gladly stay out of yours. I really do like men with all of their faculties and that leaves you out in a bad way."

I'll admit...I am all 100% woman and REALLY like to have the last word! Besides poking dead things with sticks.....is not always a bad thing!

CHAD: "i think ur a les"

Question...guys you wanna take this one for me?? How is it that if a woman is NOT interested in a particular man she has to be a les?? Better yet, I'll just let Chad know what I think about it, I just told you..I like to have the last word.

ME: "Why because I don't like YOU? I'm not but if I had to choose between you and a woman...........I'd take her. Why are you still writing?? Ahhh that's right, you're crazy as hell that's why. You like negative interaction. Like most children, negative attention is better than no attention at all. I understand completely. Let's try this......just stop writing k?"

IIIIIIIII Smelllllllll Dr. Phil! LOL!!

At this point, he finally did stop writing. In all honesty, it's guys like this that worry the snot out of me. It's a guy like this that would marry me then send me home to my family, via ups in boxes marked "Box 1 of________"....ACK!!

Happy Friday and Happy 2nd Fu-Versary to ME!


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☆Ryot Gyrl☆ ~Fu...
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#29 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
*ROLLIN* I SO FUKKIN LOVE YOU!!

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#28 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 11:00 am
I had an episode kinda like tis yesterday lol i killed him with kind meanness and he blocked me.. made me smile! good day all!
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#27 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Ya i love the ppl who dnt read a pro and then threaten with not being able to talk to ya haha go u I know the feeling.
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Burlington, VT
#26 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 10:23 am
"...i would not want to marry you anyways i am seeking a queen who is sexual not lame an wants to know me not on here.."

lmao sounds like what the guy really wanted could have been easily spotted on his local redlight district corner. Granted he may have gotten lost on his way there..

but i digress..thank god for women such as yourself with class..
PrRiSm
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#25 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 10:01 am
OhMuhGawdz, Thats Funny... Yet I'm willing to bet 90% of women on this site have one of them stories... maybe they all the same guy? *ponders that, scratching his goatee* anyhow thank you for the chuckles, I'm off to ponder Chad stalking every woman on fubar and how I am gonna take over the world
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Louisville, KY
#24 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 9:36 am
LMAO I Love it ..
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#23 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:44 am
back to being domestic!!

wo0t have a great friday hehehe
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#22 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:39 am
because sadly I care about people too much and probably when I shouldn't give a damn about them I actually beleaved he was going to do it

and to be honest he was an EX LOL so I felt bad...and didnt want him to be stupid

I am guilty of trying to stop an idiot from being a Stupid idiot LOL
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Saint Louis, MO
#21 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:38 am
#17 of 18 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:36 am
damn this sounds Like this guy that used to harassse me on here ROFL

He used to get on yahoo and tell me If I didnt watch his cam he was going to kill himself did this for like 2 months....

Till I got fed Up one day and I told Him IF your going to do it stop being a fuckin' pussy and do it don't threaten to do it


LOL why did you talk to his crazy ass for 2 months?? He's not crazy...you were...ha ha ha
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Saint Louis, MO
#20 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:36 am
#16 of 16 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:34 am
Congrats on the 2 years.. It is quite the achievement. I don't know how many times I have contemplated deleting my profile and I have only been here 7 months.

In all reality, I almost did about a year ago. I got soo pissed n tired I hit the button but it told me I had to contact support so I just logged off. I'm so glad that happened.
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#19 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:36 am
damn this sounds Like this guy that used to harassse me on here ROFL

He used to get on yahoo and tell me If I didnt watch his cam he was going to kill himself did this for like 2 months....

Till I got fed Up one day and I told Him IF your going to do it stop being a fuckin' pussy and do it don't threaten to do it

and then ofcourse they run like lil bitches Once you call there bluff LOL

I don't understand men *the phyco ones LOL* they nagg you till there blue IN the face then get pissy when you take the time to explain to them all ya want is a friend then get pissy at ya for being nice and explaining it to them when they were just to dumb to see it for themselves shezzzz

Great way to get our Friday going wo0t

HUGSSS Mammmma
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#18 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:34 am
Congrats on the 2 years.. It is quite the achievement. I don't know how many times I have contemplated deleting my profile and I have only been here 7 months.

I have met many "Chads" but only in the female form. They do keep me well entertained.
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Saint Louis, MO
#17 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:22 am
#13 of 13 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:19 am
WOw that is one hell of a Buddy you found. or should I say found and stalked the hell out of you. Remind me NEVER to get on your bad side


Do I have a good side?...LMMFAO!! KIDDING!!
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#16 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:22 am
"i'll keep the rest of that to myself. in the mean time tell milf i found her kids at my house messing the place up"

You saw my kids at your house stealing your change! They're resourceful LMAO :P
lostcause50
Pikesville, MD
#15 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:19 am
WOw that is one hell of a Buddy you found. or should I say found and stalked the hell out of you. Remind me NEVER to get on your bad side
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#14 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:14 am
*sigh* so long ago!
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Saint Louis, MO
#13 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:03 am
#10 of 10 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:02 am
yes yes i did mean survive cus lord knows... :D

*Spits out Coffee* Lord knows and everyone else who was up on a Cold night in december, 06 at 3am...LOL
JUICYšluxuriaš
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#12 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:02 am
yes yes i did mean survive cus lord knows... :D

i'll keep the rest of that to myself. in the mean time tell milf i found her kids at my house messing the place up

Funny Pictures
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♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
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Saint Louis, MO
#11 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:01 am
Oh well, I guess if people wern't so damned entertaining, I'd not have as much to share with you...lmfao
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Costa Rica
#10 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:00 am
WoW!!

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Bridgeport, CT
#9 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 8:00 am
some ppl are just wacked out when they start telling u how much they want u lol especially when they barely know u thats when u hit the iggy button lol good luck tho
♡STANG®♡FU BAD ...
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Saint Louis, MO
#8 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 7:58 am
#5 of 5 -- May 30, 2008 @ 7:56 am
stangy its 2 years???? awwwwwwwww congrats on making it this long

Yes Ma'am and you mean "surviving"?...LOL Thank you soooo much!!!
JUICYšluxuriaš
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Chicago, IL
#7 of 29 -- May 30, 2008 @ 7:56 am
stangy its 2 years???? awwwwwwwww congrats on making it this long

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