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Life According To ~Stang
 
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I am glad that I am one of those people that believes that the truth is stranger than fiction and real life provides the best material.

Yesterday, I went to Home Depot to replace the globe that fell out of the light fixture into my sink and scared the shit out of me the other night. Me going to Home Depot, in and of itself is a laugh as I mean well...have a great eye...I'm just not mechanically inclined.

That said, I go into Home Depot..get my globes and head back to the car. This is where is starts to get good......

So, I'm walking back to my car, doo doo dah doo (Home Depot is in a strip mall and you have to cross the road to get to the parking spaces...remember that ...k?), and I see this "figure" in the BACKseat of this PARKED car about 15 or so parking spaces down. Now, remember I just told you there is a road there so it's a road plus about 15 or so spaces.

So this "figure" (I was not wearing my glasses so I didn't know if it was a large statured man or woman...they were too far off) keeps motioning, so I look around. No one is acknowledging him/her. This figure motions again.....again, I look around. Now it's a fever pitch...this person in the BACK SEAT of this car is now flailing around like a fish out of water. I point to myself and the figure nods.

Well, now I'm a little concerned, it's hot and this person is IN THE BACK SEAT of the car so maybe there is a problem. I had my cell in my pocket and I'm always ready to help when I can.

I walk as far as the curb which brings me close enough for me to see. It's a big man, with dreads and a gold tooth. His only sexy quality at that time was that he was wearing a Rams jersey. I't a million fuckin degrees but he was wearing a Rams jersey. Any hew....I stop and the curb and yell over "Can I help you?" and he yells back "C'mere lemme holla atchoo."

Okay now, see, here we go. This kneegrow is the in BACK seat of a PARKED car talkin about "c'mere"! WTF is that??!! You mean to tell me that he's so fuckin golden that I was supposed to walk across the road and down about 15 parking spaces...in a row that my car was not even parked in, because his big lazy ass said "come here"?

Nah man...the two words he needed for yesterday were not "come here" they were "GET OUT"!!!! This is the kinda fool that goes to a buffet and wants a waitress. My mom used to tell me that every day, God created a brand new fool...well he did one hell of a job yesterday.

Mackin from the passenger side is iffy...mackin from the back seat of a parked car and you're the ONLY one in it........FAIL! This may sound crude but if a dude is too lazy to "meet" the p*ssy..he's damn sure too fuckin lazy to hit it....*Shakes Head*

Oh and by the way, my globes didn't fit so I'm going back to Home Depot today....LOL!!!!!

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#52 of 52 -- July 31, 2008 @ 5:45 pm
i'm still laughing thinking of a man in the back seat of a car flailing his arms like a fish hollering lmao
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#51 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 9:26 am
My name is David, Were best friends! I rate I fan I comment! Why dont you ?
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#50 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 9:26 am
You are funny...I wanna hear what happens on the next trip to depo..Thanks for the chuckle!
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#49 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 6:44 am
omg this was so worth reading lol the nerve of some
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#48 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 6:25 am

LMFAO! Takes all kinds to make the world turn I guess

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#47 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 2:32 am
LMFAO thats too funny
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#46 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 1:08 am
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#45 of 52 -- July 2, 2008 @ 12:26 am
Lmmfaoooooooooo, bet he had a toothpick in his mouth.
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#44 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
roflmfaoooooooooooo omg too funny. Thanx girl i needed that
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#43 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Well from the way you describe him and how he was talking, if he would have came up to him you would have probably suggested to him to do a few laps around Home Depot.
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#42 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
wtf now thats just fucked up you should have told him to go get a job a car and by the way he sounded like he looks to you a plastic surgen wouldnt hurt either lmao
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#41 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
lmao
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#40 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
LMFAO.... thanks for sharing i needed a laugh today, where are all the good guys!!
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#39 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
was it redman? I seen him on mtv cribs n damn his house was ghetto lol chicken n beer everywhere lol
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#38 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
C'mere lemme holla atchoo
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#37 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 5:49 pm
OMFG ROFLMAO.... thank you for sharing that... I sooooo needed a laugh!!
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#36 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
Now thats just priceless!
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#35 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMFG...I BET HE WAS FROM NY AND JUST VISITING MO!
LMMFFAO...THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! HOPE U DIDNT BUMP INTO HIM BEGGIN FOR CHANGE TODAY...OR BETTER YET SEE HIM IN THE PAPER FOR JACKIN SUM DUDES CAR. HAHAHA
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#34 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
LOL too funny
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#33 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
would it help if im in the front seat next time?
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#32 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Stang.....baby....honey......Can u bring me a beer?...the game is on...lmaoo
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#31 of 52 -- July 1, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
Thank you so much sugar

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