Greetings infidels! You are now feasting your eyes on the profile of one Slick Rick Whitfield. Let's see, what can I tell ya in such a short span? I was born and raised in Las Vegas until I was 15. Then I moved with my grandmother to Caliente, Nevada, a dinky town of about 1100 people give or take. Anyways, I graduated from Lincoln County HS in another small town called Panaca, which I'm sure most of you have never heard of either town unless you've lived there. I loved it there though since I was able to do two of my favorite things there that I wouldn't have been able to do had I stayed in Vegas, I got the chance to play football (well mostly rode the bench, but I did get some playing time and lettered twice), and got to do radio. I had a weekly show for 3 years and did basketball play-by-play for KLNR 91.7 FM. That led to a fraud of a broadcasting school in Minnesota chasing after me until they convinced me to make the big move to the upper midwest. I lasted about 2 semesters until I burned out and got hit by a truck. Anyways, after that whole deal, I moved back to Vegas for about 3 1/2 years until I got scared shitless by being robbed at gunpoint and moved with my family to Kentucky. Well, I hated it there the first 6 months since I couldn't find work and had no friends, so I moved up to Radcliff (next to Ft. Knox and the now world famous Elizabethtown). Things were ok, but not great there, and after a year, it was off to No-Fuck, where I'm at now. Well actually I'm in Portsmouth, VA, which is in the Hampton Roads area, but I still call it No-Fuck for obvious reasons. Aside from my work as a driver, I listen to a lot of rock, especially my boys Sevendust, still watch football and hockey, read sometimes when I can actually sit down and focus, look for places to go, and things of that nature. I think ECW was the greatest wrestling promotion ever made (not the new WWE version)!