What song lyric best describes your life?

This kinda sounds like me right now...

Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothing ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothing to do but frown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.

What I've got they used to call the blues
Nothin' is really wrong
Feelin' like I don't belong
Walkin' around
Some kind of lonely clown
Rainy Days and Mondays always get me down.

What kind of a world do we live in...

...where it's now cheaper to take up smoking than to take up driving

...where our top music performers are nothing more than alphabet soup (MC or JZ or DJ or JLO, etc)

...where natural disasters now seem to come in threes just like celebrity deaths

...where it's not enough to be turned down by every girl in the bar, now you can be rejected by every girl on the planet

...where we choose our nations' leader not by the best person for the job, but by the least of three evils

...where long time respected news organizations break into local programming to announce the winner of "American Idol"

...where your typical sports report is split into three parts...scores, highlights and litigation

...where four or five guys can sit around in a garage, musical instruments at the ready, singing the virtues of Viagra

...I could go on...and God knows I might...but I must think...and God knows I might...anyway...

I've been asked a few times what I do for a living. The fact is, not much. LOL!! The screen name says it all, though.

Here's the best thing I can tell you about me...I love animals. You may know I have four cats of my own that I've given a good home to. Every day, dogs and cats in shelters run out of time because they didn't find a good home of their own...and that just breaks my heart. If I'm a big wuss for feeling this way toward animals, so be it. But if you have room in your home and your heart for a doggie or a kitty cat, there is plenty of love waiting for you at your local animal shelter. Don't be afraid...go say hi.

Okay, not one to be left out, I am worth $1,608,074 on humanforsale.com, though most people wouldn't give a plug nickel for me...LOL!