**I'm updating again. Deal with it. 90% of Fubar users wont read this anyway. To the 10% that do, I'm sorry, but you're now dumber for it.**

I am really sick and tired of meeting men who say they are one way to lure you in...and then when they think they have you, they turn into what they really are. Don't tell me you're kind, honest, etc. if you're not. Don't tell me you expect kindness and honesty when you're not willing to give the same courtesy. I'm not stupid. I don't buy bullshit anymore.

A lot of guys ask me what I look for in a guy...I look for several things.

1) I have to find you attractive. That's not saying that if you're unattractive to me, you're just "unattractive"... It means that I'm not into the way you look. Respect that. You'll be gorgeous to the right person.

2) You have to make me laugh. Nothing is sexier than a guy with a sense of humor, and who knows how to work it...

3) Honesty. Don't fucking lie to me.

4) He must be able to accept life as it comes at him with as much dignity as possible.

There is a lot more



*update* WOOT!! I AM DOWN TO 185 lbs. NOW!!! (10/12/08)

Let's be honest here. You don't really think I'm a 10, or in some cases, an 11. I'm a 7 at best. Personality wise, I think I'm in the 4-5 range, considering that I have the personality of a public toilet. So for those of you who want to take advantage of the 1-9 ratings, and not be condemned for it, you've come to the right place! I wont retaliate and do the same. I'll most likely come to your page, fan you, and rate you high just for your honesty. I rate a lot of 10's and 11's, and most of them are based on what the profile says. Some are based on how a person looks, and some are based on a person's blogs.

Don't send me random shit asking me to comment bomb your picture. I see that shit enough in the bulletins. I will comment bomb a select few people, and that's because they're thankful for my help.

Get Your Sexy Name

Want to find me to talk to me? Come to Club Wicked Paranoia.

Think I'm a bitch? NO??? You're right...I'm not...I'm a fuckin' cunt. You've got options, though....Rate me a 1, block me, call me names, make a bulletin hating on me and hope your minions will do the same, blah blah blah. The list of things you can do to retaliate are endless. Find one and go with it.


Don't send me messages saying, "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO HOT!" If you do that, you're a fuckin' idiot. You probably say the same thing to every chic on here hoping that they'll talk to you. Say something that sparks my interest, and you MIGHT get a response. If you think I'm ignoring you after you try and talk to me in shoutbox, you're probably right. It's not my fault you couldn't take the time to read my profile. I took the time to type it.