I'm REALLY not one for talking about myself all that much, but I'll do what I can. Yes, my name's actually Ashlar. I'm a professional slacker and die-hard geek that enjoys moonlit walks, public executions and mocking the establishment. I was born a poor black sharecropper that went from rags, to riches, to rags again. I'm not easy to get to know, even more difficult to get a hold of sometimes, and no matter what any IQ test says often times have the attention span of a carrot. Although I get sucked into watching the occasional Lifetime movie I detest drama of any kind. I DO however love to talk, once I get started at least, and regardless what I say or sometimes portray love making new friends.