My husband and I just started going to strip clubs for our weekend trips. I tell you what, they are fun to go to. If you have not been one for awhile you need to go. I had a blast. Join my new Yahoo group above and see what is available for you near you for a strip club.
If you don't know the difference between TITS and BREASTS...go away! I am not in high school and I do not like having my BREASTS referred to as TITS as if the guy is still in high school. Men with maturity and respect towards women will always be welcome in discussion on the SHOUT BOX.
If you are rude, crude or disrespectful you will be placed on my ignore list. Be sure to read my FAQ list before asking me any questions. Where is the FAQ list? Scroll down!
I had my first erotic story published on www.literotica.com on Feb. 12, 2007. It is titled FIRST CLASS if you wish to see it at www.literotica.com. I also had that one and another one published at www.eroticstories.com . I will now also be published as a writer for an adult magazine published in Canada. I signed the deal to be a writer for them on March 7, 2007. They said they liked what they read on eroticstories.com and contacted me.
Read my blogs and tell me what you think of my erotic stories. I hope you like them!!!
I recently submitted two stories to the managing editor of Penthouse Forum for his consideration. Waiting to see what he thinks of them now.
Please scroll down and READ my FAQ list. If there is one thing I hate, it is getting the same question asked of me over and over and over again daily. That is why I have this FAQ list posted to hopefully answer any of those burning questions you may have. Most of the answers are here so please READ the FAQ list first before asking any questions.
Thank you!!!
My FAQ List
1. Married? Yes, very much so with the absolute best man I could ever hope to marry. We are extremely happy and have been for almost 23 years.
2. Family? We have 2 sons, 28 and 13. Oldest is in the USAF and is stationed in California. Youngest is in the seventh grade here and wishes he was in college so he could be drafted into the NFL. I also have 3 grandchildren from our oldest son.
3. Occupation? I am a obstetrics nurse at the local hospital. That means I assist with baby deliveries and care for the new mom and baby until they are discharged. I am also what we call the DADDY NURSE for the dads during C-Sections and make sure they don't pass out while they are in the OR for the delivery.
4. Shaved? Of course!
5. Hair color? Red
6. Eye Color? Blue
7. Height? 5 feet 7 inches tall
8. Weight? 125 pounds
9. Bra Size? 36D
10. Are they real? Yes... very real.
11. Are your nipples sensitive? Yes, VERY! Sometimes too sensitive.
12. What is a romantic night to me? A very nice dinner at a fine restaurant. Dimly lit ambiance. A glass of wine and tremendous conversation with a man who I am emotionally and physically involved with. Flirtatious glances to one another over dinner turning the conversation slowly over to sex ....
13. Sports fan? OMG yes! My family is split between 2 NFL teams. Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49ers. My husband is from the Bay Area originally and his family has been 49er fans for YEARS and since we moved to Oregon we have been a Seahawks family here too. We are also fans of the San Jose Saber Cats of San Jose in the Arena Football League... now that is an exciting game to watch in person. Now the Sabercats are the Arena Bowl Champs - 2007.
14. Do you have Yahoo or MSN messenger? I started a new Yahoo ID just for those here on Fubar. I do not use MSN. My Yahoo ID is " cleavage_36d ". But I will rarely have my yahoo messenger on so don't be shocked if I do not reply to your message. If you wish to have me write an erotic story just for you about you and I, contact me at "erotic_stories_4_you" on Yahoo. But, keep in mind, the stories are NOT free.
15. Favorite Position? I should put this up towards the top of this list. I like just about every position there is. But, NO... not into anal. It is an exit for me and that is all.
16. Will you check out my cock pics and rate it for me? Sorry guys! I have seen THOUSANDS of pics of cocks over the past 3 plus years and believe me, there is no excitement in seeing yet another pic of a penis. All it proves to me is that you are a male. And... there is more to sex than the size of a cock in my opinion, and with many women from what I have read from messages to me from women over the years. If you make a request for me to view your NSFW pics, you will always get the same answer I give to other men ... NO!
17. Any pussy pics? Not my style... I only show ertotic and classy pics for those who appreciate the artistic curves of the female form. Any woman can spread her legs. But, I take pride in the fact that I hear from guys who say my pics arouse them more than pics of other women's pussy pics. I am proud of that. But, if you are one who is into pussy pics, I am sure you will be delighted looking elsewhere for such pics, for you will NOT find any pics like that here.
So please... do not ask me to review and rate pics of your cock! And ... stop asking for pics of my pussy!
18. Favorite erotic movie? I have a few. The most favorite is Emmanuell 2 - Joys of a Woman with Sylvia Kristel.
19. Sup? What's up? WUZZUP? What are you up to? Don't even bother asking me this dumb question, for I will provide you with one of my dumb answers. This is the most ridiculous question of the millenium. How is anyone supposed to answer this question and if you think it makes you sound "COOL" ... forget it. It only tells me that you have nothing of originality to ask someone on the first meeting.
20. Are you looking to hook up with anyone? Sorry, I am already HOOKED UP. I have been "hooked" with the same fabulous man for the past 23 years and have been married to him for the past 21 plus years. He is my photographer and inspiration in so many ways. So... if you ask what are the possibilities of "hooking up" that tells me that you did not read my profile and especially did not scroll down this far.
21. What are your interests besides being on the web? I love news programs and learning what is going on in the world. I am seriously worried about an upcoming WW III. It seems we are on the brink of such a war and our leaders are doing just that... leading all of us into this new World War III. I am also learning photography.
22. Do you like writing the erotic stories? Oh my God!!! Yes, yes, yes!!! I really do enjoy it ... I get to see the story playing out like a movie in my mind and I transfer what I am seeing onto the keyboard and then I really like hearing from the readers telling me what they think of them.
23. Do you cam2cam? I don't have a web cam, never had a webcam and never will get one. I don't have the time to chat on Yahoo or MSN I sure don't have the time to get on with a cam.
24. Do you like younger guys? Yes, I like all men. But what is it that you are really asking me? A younger guy better be intelligent and not at all immature to keep my interest ... otherwise ... good bye.
25. Can I call you or can you call me? NO!!!
26. Why is your ID here "Ms. Cleavage" ? When you carry around a pair of 36D's it is just sort of a natural connection. And I have been told for years that I have a NICE CLEAVAGE when guys see my pics so I thought I would use it to my advantage.
27. Does your husband know about the pictures you have on this profile? LMAO... my husband is my photographer.
28. Do you Cyber? No... I am beyond that.
29. What are you wearing? If I read this question one more time I am going to scream! I am wearing C L O T H E S. How does that sound?
30. Have you met anyone from FUBAR yet? No.
31. Who takes your pictures? My husband.
32. Are you bi? In a word... no.
33. Do you swing? Not yet, but my husband and I would like to explore the life style sometime. We only plan to be a pair of voyeurs on our first few visits and then see where it goes from there.
35. What is your name? Wow... guys ask me this all the time. And I give them the same answer every time. "You can call me Ms."
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(last updated:November 17, 2007 @ 2:20 pm)
I dont like video games...sorry.
You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
I idolize my husband and his dad. His dad was in the NAVY in WWII and my husband was in the NAVY during Vietnam. Now my oldest son is in the USAF and of course as him mom, I already idolize him.