I'm an short,ugly,fat old guy and a life long South Jersey hick from the pinewoods. I am not here looking for love,bewbie pictures,to make any kind of political or social statements,rather just having a bit of fun.

I am old fashioned in some ways as I was taught manners and say please and thank you, sir and ma'am and still do business on a hand shake nor am I ignorant like many are here. Ratings,fannings and adds are always acknowleged.

I am exceedingly loyal and protective of my friends and family,and that includes the same in here. Anyone who attacks or messes with family or friends will be beaten severely about the head and body with such fierce rapidity that it will be sickening,then hacked to pieces,chopped into tiny bits then thrown over the rail for chum and you will make the headlines of the morning papers. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the decision is yours.

If anything on my page don't agree with you, then please just return to your regularly assigned sector of the galaxy.

This week's advice: Never trust a skinny cook.




Occupation: Operating Engineer
Personalty Type: Anal engineering/technical curmudgeon
Location: Pinewoods of South Jersey
Romantic Status: Taken and attached,Thank You
Body Type:Short and sturdy
Belief Systems: Christian/Presbyterian
Organizations: Anglesea Surf Anglers,NC Beach Buggy Assoc.,NJ Beach Buggy Assoc.,Outer Banks Preservation Assoc.,
NRA Life Member,Operating Engineers-Local 68
Heritage composition: Welsh, English & CSA
Political Location/Affiliation: Independent conservative
Movies: Patton,Full Metal Jacket,Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Foods: Grilled bluefin tuner-medium rare, shrimps,Jersey Tomatoes(World's best),Jersey sweet corn
State Altering Drinks:Hoegaarden,Yuengling Lager,Vodka and Root Beer
Sports teams:Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia Eagles.
Radio Station: WZXL-Wildwood/Atlantic City



Things I like:
A well built machine or tool that works right.
Sound of a radial engine cruising overhead.
Being on the ocean early in the morning.
Mustangs,Harleys and steam engines at full throttle
October afternoons.
Going to a Phillies game.
Being at the Jersey Shore
Feel of a sharp kitchen knife slicing food
Travel expeditions,excursions or adventures



Things I don't like:
Stupid and ignorant people
Haters and down raters
Shrink wrap packaging or bubble packs.
Things that rattle.
Stuff that needs more stuff to make it work.
Slowpokes,especially in the hammer lane
Weather forecast gone wrong
Blackhole under workbench that keeps all that falls there.
Any device or thing with little fiddly bits.
The smell of cheap perfume.
Waiting in queues