What the hell u wanno know about me, just send me a message or a shout and we'll go from there. I dont have time to write my life story in here.
Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids........funny shit.....
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you dumb ass' ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ************************* Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ******************** There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. *******************************
so this is what i was asked dec 19, 2008 @ 2.40pm:
ubarf: oh my great goodness! you have some awesome cleavage. how much did it cost you to get those?
Video Games:
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yes i play video games, i own a PS2 with at least 30 games. so hah!!
Music:
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(last updated:July 13, 2008 @ 7:56 am)
Interests:
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Not much of an interest but I thought it was funny and here is the only place to put it hehe
Men are like....cement >after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard .
Men are like....chocolate bars >sweet, smooth and they usually head right for the hips.
Men are like....blenders >you need one, but not quite sure why.
Men are like....coolers >load the with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like....copiers >you need them for reproduction, but thats about it.
Men are like....curling irons >they're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like....government bonds >they take so long mature.
Men are like....high heels >they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like....horoscope >they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like....lawn mowers >if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like....lava lamps >fun to look at, but not all that bright.(kinda like blondes lmao)
Men are like....laxatives >they irritate the shit outta you.
Men are like....mascara >they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....mini skirts >if you're not careful, they'll creep up your butt.
Men are like....parking spots >the good ones are already taken and the one that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like....placemats >they only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like....snowstorms >you never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Men are like....used cars >both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like....weather >nothing can be done to change either one of them.
(Passed out)
(bored nsfw open friends)
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