fubar user: ~~EBONYBELL~~a.k.a. Black Betty-Pirate Queen & STILL the WORST pirate EVER~~ (1954958)

BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!!! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A MINUTE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF,SAY HI AND TELL ME A LIL SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, CHANCES ARE YOU ARE A FRIEND/POINT WHORE AND DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK TO ME ANYWAY!

Ok, well, about me? This is what my friends say and since I trust them, it's probably true: I am sweet, kind, compassionate, and the best friend you can have. I'm also spoiled, bratty, moody, and a bit of a bitch when I want to be. I'm sensitive and sappy, a hopeless romantic but can see bullsh*t from a mile away. I love love love to laugh and my sense of humor ranges from dry to wicked! If you can make me laugh, you will probably have a friend for life!

I am married to a wonderful guy who JUST GOT HOME FROM IRAQ!! WOOOOHOOOOO! SO, if I'm not here on the regular for awhile, leave me luv anyway!!!

**DISCLAIMER**
I am here for friends and friends ONLY!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU OR SHOW YOU MY BODY PARTS ON YAHOO AS SOON AS I CAN TYPE IN YOUR ADDY!!! IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER CONVERSATION BESIDES YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, HOT, OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, I WANNA F**K YOU....YOU, OFF MY PLANET!! STOP READING NOW AND GO AWAY!!

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MOVING ON:

I have two crazy but wonderful boys that keep me busy and a puppy that rules the house!! I'm a stay at home mom but don't let that fool you. I'm busier now then when I was working!! I also have a brain and I know how to use it so treat me accordingly.

I also have the bestest friend a girl could have, my Bitchy!! We are attached at the hip and she is my voice of reason, my shoulder to cry on, and the most real and honest person I know. She has given me her strength when it was time for me to open up my eyes and live and I am forever grateful to her for that!!

Ok, if you have made it this far, then you might actually be interested in making a friend! If not, then you've just wasted 30 seconds of your life you can't get back so ya might as well stick around and let's be friends!!
Oh, and please don't beg me to add/rate/fan and all that other stuff. I will kindly return whatever you give to me right back to you. It's that simple. I would rather have a few good friends than a zillion points and no one to laugh with.

Cya!

PROOF OF BEING THE WORST PIRATE EVER!!! LOL!

You Are 40% Pirate

Ahoy matey! Ye can think o' yerself as a swashbuckler in trainin'.

If ye study hard an 'do what the captain tells ye, ye may be gettin' part o' the booty.

Get to work on yer pillagin', swordfightin', an' drinkin'.

Ye dasn't want to end up in Davy Jones' locker, so make sure ye pipe down when the captain be around.

Would You Make a Good Pirate?

MY WORDS COME TO LIFE! THANKS G!
TO MY CAPTIVE:

What's Sexy About Your Name

You are sexy because you have an amazing mind. You are good at forming deep connections.

You are very verbal. Sexual attraction isn't going to happen until you can really talk to someone.

You are up for a challenge, and you don't mind taking the time to seduce someone.

You enjoy getting inside someone's head. You love figuring out how people tick and learning how to get them to love you.

You expect your lover to also be your best friend. You need someone who as loyal and dedicated as you are.

If you can't get along outside of the bedroom, you won't get along in the bedroom.

What's Sexy About Your Name?

THANKS gbeaver, YOUR AWESOME!!!