I feel like this needs to be said. I am not bi. I am not bi-curious. I have kissed girls, so don't tell me to not knock til I've tried it. I PREFER men. The way they look, smell, feel....everything. There really is no substitute. And I don't want to be a couple's 'plaything'. Clear enough?

My reality defines who I am as a person. The details are the accessories in my life...I'd be very plain and boring without them.

I'm not an idiot. If you ONLY talk to me from work, I'm gonna assume its because there's someone at home keeping you from misbehaving after normal business hours. Let's just go ahead and fess up at the beginning if there is a girl out there who thinks you're hers.

I don't have any expectations. I just want to have some fun and some good conversation. If it winds up we become ACTUAL friends, bonus. If not, no harm, no foul.

I have naked pictures, yes. But if you're going to sit there and perv them, at least talk to me a little. Hey, send me a drink or something. I'm not asking for expressions of devotion...I guess I just prefer knowing there is a brain somewhere north of the penis.

I'm also starting to get really suspicious of anyone without a salute. How hard is it really?

Okay...I'm done ranting for now. Just don't expect me to believe a bunch of bs and we'll get along fine.