...i tried this phone sex stuff for the first time the other day. i'm on the line with Helena and she say's "hey fella, why don't you take your clothes off and get a little more comfortable?"...so here i am, with the phone in one hand, naked as a barn owl, when all of a sudden some DISGUSTING PIG starts smashing and bangin on the phonebooth door, and i was like "EXCUSE ME, i'm tryin to make love in here you pervert!!"...


Stuff that i like: Homer.J.Simpson, hockey, beer, i like bein a tubby bitch, my cats, my family and some of my friends ;), drawing, cooking, sleeping in, that cute little face my girlfriend makes when she's toungin my balls...i mean uhh...*shifty eyes*...uhh...wtf? anyways, movin along here, i like anything Italian, and the same goes for Chinese, i like when people fall down (young or old, i don't care, it's ALWAYS funny), clever and witty people, apple pie, french fries and a wendys frosty for dippin mmmm mmmm (sounds gross, but do it...do it), day dreamin, mixed martial arts, guitar, punk rock, select hip hop, loads of movies, gotta love my computin machine, chillin with the boys and gals, partyin, batman, i like sharin battle scars, video games, cowboy hats on secksi girls, laughin and tellin jokes, i like house parties better then the club, i like when a girl is dressed in sweats and a t-shirt, and i mean it, thats when more than half you girls are lookin your best, i like when the Toronto Maple Leafs lose (GO HABS GO!!) and thats really about all i got for now, so move along buddy >:|


Stuff that i don't like: People that are rude to waitresses and kids in fast food, those st00pid st00pid effin furry eskimo boots that all the ladies are wearin now a days...c'mon girls, we all know thats like the worst fashion statement since ALL of the 1980's!! i don't like ignorant and arrogant people, internet "thugs" or "gangsta's" (note the quotations before and after the words thugs and or gansgstas) i don't like people that only talk to other people based on their looks, i mean most of my best friends are some of the ugliest fuckin people i know...talk to everybody, you never know who you're gonna meet...unless you're shy, then let them talk to you ;) i don't like that lunch meat with the macaroni and red and green things in it either, whoever dreamt that up was an idiot :, i don't like snakes or anything without fur, i'm a little girl when it comes to stuff like that, this may sound kinda gay to some of you, but i also don't like havin hard krusty man hands, i prefer my hands to be soft, so when i touch something i don't rip it to shreds, i don't like how sometimes my jaw makes that clicking sound when i eat, body hair, and well this list could go on and on, but i'm startin to feel like a chick :...no offense girls, but this mangina just ain't havin it ;P


Now i spose i should probobly end this profile with a couple of my favourite quotes or some jazz, so like to hear it? here it goes...

"Ever dance with the devil, by the pale moonlight?"
Jack Nicholson as "The Joker"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exsist"
Kevin Spacey as "Verbal Kint"

"Sometimes when you're blind and times seem darkest, you often see things more clearly"
unknown

"Look buddy, your car was already upside down when we got here, and as for your GRANDMA, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!!"
Homer.J.Simpson



Anyways, i'm out like a fat kid in a game of dodgeball

PEACE!!