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56, Male, Hamilton, TX

Name:Joe Daniels
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Birthday:October 25th
Joined:September 12, 2006
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(last updated:April 3, 2007 @ 2:29 pm)
I am an anesthesiologist in a central Texas rural community and a semi-pro gambler.

After 20 years of pulling call I decided it was time to slow down and enjoy life so I left the Dallas area and moved back to my childhood area!! No call and the people in this small town appreciate you so much and best of all while I am getting ready for work in the mornings I watch WFAA and listen to all the traffic conjsetion in Dallas and laugh only a leasurely 10 minute drive to work now HA HA!! I have 2 grown sons one in law school in Houston and one at Texas A&M pre-law thank Godd they didn't go into Medicine like their father and a nine year old daughter. My sons own my heart but my angel owns my soul. She has made me a better parent and person. I live in Hamilton during the week and go back to my ranch in east Texas on the weekends which I am trying to sale and get moved completely here. I enjoy gambling mostly poker and blackjack. I am 54 I workout every day to try and get the ole shape back. Although age is creeping up on me I refuse to go down without a fight lol. I have lost most of my once brown hair and what is left is starting to turn grey so I keep it short, I wear a goatee. I enjoy riding women no that is not right... uh I mean horses lmao. I try to ride every weekend but lately I have found more things that need my attention so Jake my gelding has just stood there in the pin. I have a yearling paint called Pranzer which I am breaking what fun I don't seem to bounce like I use to lol. He is the half brother to the other I posted in my photos, which is my daughters yearling I am also trying to break but he seems a lot easier lol. I own a place just south of Dallas that I am trying to sale anyone interested lol. My e-mail address is joe_daniels2001@yahoo.com e-mail or IM me there. Any thing else you would like to know about me ask I don't bite ...hard. LOL



Scorpio



You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.

You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.

Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces



Scorpio Man
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Heterosexual

Sex plays an enormous part in reinforcing a relationship with Scorpio. What often transpires in bed is too lewd to discuss in the light of day. With the woman he loves, he dives headfirst, reveling in every inch of her body, squeamish about nothing and eager to leave no possible apptoach to pleasure unexploaded. The challenge for this man, though, is to reconcile his more obessive, often fetishistic sexual desires with a need to maintain a pristine vision of respect for his partner. As it is, he will have introduced his partner to his “lighter” prurient pleasures such as anal sex, the focus usually being, but not limited to, her posterior alone. As well, a bit of bondage generally makes it way into the Scorpio's bedroom. Both in and out of the bedroom, a relationship with the Scorpio feels something like being body-snatched. His partner should set aside a good amount of time, as sex with Scorpio is rarely rushed or simply a matter of physically getting off. He loves for his mate to lie perfectly still while he ever so slowly caresses and kisses her, not allowing her her to take his own pressing matters into her hands. The buildup of sexual ardor to an ever increasing cresendo is more important to Scorpio than the advent of release. He generally possesses a good deal of staying power; if anything, it takes him too long to reach climax.

Straight turn-ons: Blonds, salt-of-the-earth types, big breasts, amplple asses, innocense, body odor, body hair, body fluid, (dominant) s+m, (dominant) b+d, teasing, tickling, torture, probing, fingering, mutual analingus, (active) anal penetration, maids, secretaries, mind games, leashes, collars, latex, leather, water sports, dungeons, vaults, cages, ob/gyn equipment, pimping role play, kink





Name: Joe Daniels
Birthday: October 25, 1952

Birthplace:Texas is there any other place

Current Location: TEXAS where else

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color:HA HA what hair

Height: 5'9"

Right Handed or Left Handed: right

Your Heritage: German what else

The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots what else are there for a cowboy

Your Weakness:Women isn't that obvious been married 4 x's

Your Fears: being alone

Your Perfect Pizza:none Prefer a good steak glass of single malt Scotch and a hot woman LOLOh and a good cigar preferably Cuban

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live to be 55 LOL

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL

Thoughts First Waking Up: God I got to Pee LOL

Your Best Physical Feature: My bedroom blue eyes

Your Bedtime: 11 to midnite unless it is the weekend then later

Your Most Missed Memory: Christmas as a kid we didn't ever get much but the smells of the season and midnite mass I will never forget

Pepsi or Coke: Shit Coke ever heard of rum and Pepsi LOL

MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King flame kissed LOL

Single or Group Dates: single unless I want to be watched LOL

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton

Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO LMAO when is the last time you saw a cowboy drink cappuccino

Do you Smoke: only after good SEX No but I like a good cigar ever so often

Do you Swear: Nah just every other fucking word LOL ever watch DEADWOOD on HBO I wrote the dialogue LOL

Do you Sing: HA HA HA only once and was threatened with death if I did it again and that was the choir director at the church

Do you Shower Daily: only if I stink Hehe no I do can't stand to go out without a shower but I do love a long hot bath in a tub for two and with Jaccuzzi jets

Have you Been in Love: I have loved a lot but in love only once and will never let that happen to me again

Do you want to go to College: never again after 8 years I think I have done my share for the education thing.

Do you want to get Married: Nope not again after 4 x's I think I have done enough to spread myself around no more Mrs. Daniels for me LOL
Do you believe in yourself: What do you think

Do you get Motion Sickness: Are you kidding me

Do you think you are Attractive: HELL YEAH FOR AN OLD FART LOL




You have a sexual IQ of 156



When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends


SEX TEST: How Kinky are;

You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner



table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px sans-serif; background-color: white;">Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind.

Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice



Joe Daniels

Kama Sutra Master

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Using your body

Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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The porno of Joe Daniels's life will be called ...
"Celebrity Strip Poker"

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I like two kinds of music Country and Western. LOL
No really I like more than that I like 60's rock and roll, Jazz, some classical and don't laugh but I like Yanni my ex got me to going to his concerts and I really like it.
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Poker, Sex, Camping, Sex, Women, Sex, Photography, Sex, Horseback Riding,Roping, Sex, Hunting oh and did I mention Sex
Idols:
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Well I have tried for a long time to come up with this and at first I thought,"I have no idols", but after some thought I guess I do. I guess I could use the old cliche and say my dad because he worked all his life trying feed us, put clothes us and a roof over our heads for all nine of us, but he also worked all his life trying to figure out how he ended up where he was and never could really say I love you. Then I thought my mom she was a woman that bore nine children into this world and still had time to get an education love us kids, my dad and mentor 100's if not 1000's into the profession of nursing her one true passion.And although I worship her my mom was a very demanding individual in all things. So who next!!
I resent professional sport idols because they really haven't done anything for mankind other than use their God given talents to become super rich and for the most just piss it away!! Movie Idols well that is a joke now days most couldn't hold a candle to Wayne, Bogie, Marilyn, Catherine Hepburn, Stewart, Fonda (James not the "Commie" bitch Jane),etc. and like the sports figures most are narcistic assholes bent on self-destruction!!!
And Politicians HA HA what a fucking joke even my beloved president doesn't fit the bill. Oh and by the way Thanks John Kerry You are the essence of the Democratic Party keep up the stupid ass work!!! So what does that leave for as Idol/role models for us today. Well it doesn't take long and you see them on TV every night and no it is not those idiots on the news but the people they talk about each night it is the young men and women of the United States Military the ones that put their lives on the line each and everyday so that we Americans can sit on this silly site and act like fools and go about our everyday life without the fear of repression, prison or death. We need to get down on our knees each and every day and thank God that yes another generation, one we thoght were selfish and self indulging brats are on the front line for us like our grandparents and parents were back in the 40's. So there you have it I have answered the Idol question. Thanks for reading
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Tombstone, Dances With Wolves, Saving Pvt. Ryan, Ghostbusters I, Blues Brothers I, Last of the Mochicans, Alamo(with John Wayne), North To Alaska, CasaBlanca, Any of the Harry Potter movies lol, Star Wars Trilogy and Pre-Trilogy, Star Trek,



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