***DISCLAIMER***

Hey all you fabulous fubar dolls! I hope you enjoy my page but I do have a few things I'd liike to put out there in the beginning.

~If I want you in my Family or to see my NSFW pics, I'll invite you, otherwise, you can presume that I don't.

~I reserve the right to deny any request that I choose for no other reason than...BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING PAGE!!!

THAT BEING SAID...LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

I'm really pretty simple, what you see is what you get. I don't have the energy to be fake. I'm passionate, sometimes intense and will speak my mind...deal with it and love all of me or don't love me at all! I don't do mindfucks, I dont lie, I'm not a hypocrite, I hold myself accountable for my actions, I don't cry to get what I want...I have my own money and will buy it for myself. I ask for basically nothing so my husband gives me everything that I do ask for. He gives a mile because he knows I'll barely take an inch. I'll happily bust my balls for someone that I know will bust theirs for me right back. I work on give and take. Equality. You get back EXACTLY what you give. I keep my friends close and my enemies closer and everybody gets enough complimentary rope to hang themselves with. I have huge trust issues so I sit back and wait and let them weed themselves out. My hubby asked me once, "How come you decided to trust me?" I told him, "I didn't 'decide', you just never gave me a reason NOT to." I like what I like and don't really care what people think about it. Oh, yeah...and I swear a lot! 9 yrs in the Navy. I curse like a sailor! I certainly don't flaunt aspects of my life, but I don't lie about them either. I'm not stupid but think that most people are. LOL Just in the sense that they complain about shit but don't do anything to change it or they complain because they did something and got caught. My answer is this...do what you do and keep your freaking mouth SHUT. Stop trying to impress your friends/the girl/the guy/yourself or keep up with the Joneses. If you don't yammer about your shit, nobody will know!

I'm an Intensive Care RN, my hubby's my best friend and an Electrician. I have more tattoos and piercings than mulitple people I know put together. My fav color is pink, I don't mind my coffee black, I like my men hard and the breeze soft. I make custom jewelry, have a degree in Culinary Arts and am at home in the kitchen, love the sting of leather and adore Marilyn Manson. I totally get off on the fact that I live in a pretentious town where I would make people snarl when they see me if they weren't so confused by my pink lipgloss, pigtails and impeccable manners. The more socially deviant something is the more it amuses me, like a moth to a flame. I'm very smart, very silly, very sarcastic and I have more class in my pinky than most people will learn in their life but will say and do things that have made even the hardest Dom friends of mine say, "Ohhhhhh SHIT!"

I guess that's me in a nutshell. Kinda sounds conceited but I'm really soooooo not. I'm just done "finding myself", now I just play with who I've found I am...and I don't apologize for it at all.

I identify much better with men in most cases because the majority of women are rediculous. I'm not going to play games and tell you what you want to hear. I've been told many...many times in my life by men that I'm the girl they wish their girlfriend would be like. My husband's best friend told his girlfriend once at a restaurant in front of a table full of people, "You should be more like (me)". Awkward!!! I believe it was specifically for a time like that that God created wine!!!

I will never ask you if "I look fat in these jeans" just to manipulate you into giving me a compliment. And if you ever ask me a question or want my opinion, stop before you start and make sure that you really want to hear what I have to say because I don't candy coat anything. I'll tell you the truth.