I am a horrible human being with a big dick, so I'm allowed to piss you off.

I don't care about the ratings part of this site, so don't expect me to waste time rating you just cause you rated me. I don't care if you rate me a 1 or 10 or send me naked pics of your mom. I'm here for the entertainment of some people.

This place provides hours of entertainment, I thank all the naked ugly chicks and the guys with fake pics that encourage them.

Just because I talk to you, compliment you, tell you dirty jokes, or talk nasty to you doesn't mean I'm trying to fuck you.

I am an asshole, please don't give me the dumbass "But you're so sweet to me." line. You just haven't given me a reason to be mean to you yet.

I need to find a wife that believes women should be beaten daily to keep them honest.. any volunteers?

And I mean that in the black eye sense, not the "ooh kinky, fuzzy handcuffs and paddle the bottom" sense.