Ok. Ive had to edit this today to get something straight. I AM STRAIGHT!!! I'm not gay. I'm not even BI. So, No gay men need to contact me. Also, I'm not into drama so, don't bring it here. I'm here to make new friends. Not to hook up with homos. Now that we have that clear:

Another edit. GEESH!! Jealous husbands. I'm not here to steal your wife from you. I'm here to make friends, have a little fun and pass the time when I'm bored. If you're worried that your wife may step out on you with me, she probably already has with someone else. Leave me out of your drama.
Now the part about me:

I'm a smartass and love goofing off. Laughing is one of my highest priorities. I'm a Firefighter/EMT. I used to be a police officer but, gave it up after my father passed away.I miss it at times but, I don't miss dealing with the public in an authoritative manner. There are just too many stupid and inconsiderate people in the world. I do not FAN anyone unless you fan me first.