Born and raised in Ontario Canada but now living in South Dakota.
I like my meat dry, my cereal mooshy, and my toast soggy. I like ice in my milk, and tomato juice in my beer.
I'm naughty, I'm nice, I'm happy, I'm mad. I love to love almost as much as I love to hate. My moods tend to change from one extreme to the next... Ask me how I feel this minute and I'll tell you I'm great and thank you for asking, ask me again in another minute and I'll tell you to fuck off. I don't think I can ever really figure out what or how I'm feeling at any given moment.
I love to meet new people, go out and party, make an ass out of myself, and perhaps embarrass a friend or two in the process. Sometimes I think I have no shame... but it's part of my ever surprising character.
Many people think I'm odd or strange and have accused me of confusing them... I like to think of it more along the lines of... you don't have a fucking clue.... It keeps me special... in a not so 'special' way.
I Like:
Hearing someone say my name, Accents, Egos, Attitudes, Tattoos, Piercings, Authority Figures, Intelligence, Wit, Charm, Open minds, People with strong opinions, Those who like to argue, Anyone that can teach me new things, Being surprised, Honesty, Musicians, Artists of all types, and the loud and obnoxious.
I Hate:
Introverts, Those who worry too much, People who preach, Those who can't relax, Closed minded people that look down upon others, Cheaters, Liars, Men that beg for cyber sex, Anyone that can't have at least one conversation that isn't about sex, Those who are afraid to speak their minds, People who say things they think other people want to hear, Push-overs, Those who don't show their emotions, People who add me as a friend then never talk to me.
Other Info
I'm married, therefore I am not here to validate your existence... Nor am I here for your amusement. I am, however, here for MY amusement, and my amusement only. With that said, let me advise you on some things that do not amuse me in the least.
Yes, you look desperate and pathetic when you go around begging girls, to no end, to talk dirty to you.
Believe it or not, when the first words out of your mouth are "You're hot, I wish I could fuck you." you sound a trifle uneducated, not to mention, lame... and it makes me want to stab you in the throat with a corn cob.
If you need to lie about who you are or what you do, then I have no use for you. Girls, like myself, enjoy the company of people that have enough guts to show an ounce of ego. Be proud of who you are - otherwise - stop breathing my fucking air!
With that said, I'm sure I'll cut down on the number of emails and messages I get ... That's ok, I certainly wouldn't expect people with the qualities mentioned above to feel comfortable talking with me. Why would you? You'd sit there wasting your time, jacking off to my text, which would clearly tell you to go fuck yourself sideways.
Video Games:
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(last updated:August 16, 2007 @ 7:05 am)
Games I Play
Mind games if I'm in the mood and I feel you're a worthy opponent.
Guitar Hero 1 & 2
The Sims 2
Playboy: The Mansion
Pogo
Neopets
Shit, I sit back and read what I've typed, and I say to myself "Justine, you jerk-face lame ass, you are such a dweeb!"
Music:
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(last updated:April 12, 2008 @ 9:14 am)
Interests:
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Stuff I'm Into
Tattoos
Piercings
Music
Surprises
Presents
Christmas
Horror flicks
All-nighters
Pajama parties
Forensics
Football jersies in the summer
Flannel jammies in the winter
Puddle jumping in rain storms
Tobogganing in shorts
Changing my nail color from day to day
Shopping for shoes
Vodka
Beer
Drinking games
Plaid
French fries with cheese and gravy
Egos & Attitudes
Biting
Sleeping in
Breakfast in bed
Dressing my kitties
Meeting new people
I'm into the way I feel when I haven't had any sleep in 48 hours... or just after that fourth drink slowly slides down my throat.
I like how it feels when you try to impress me... and when you succeed in doing so.
Idols:
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Who I Idolize
Me, Myself, and I. Anyone that loves Me, Myself, and I.
I'm pretty much forced to be my own biggest fan. It's a rugged job, but somebody has to do it. I gladly take it, because I enjoy waking up each morning... Knowing that I'm going to scratch my butt and yawn all the way to the bathroom.
Movies & TV:
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Movies I Like
American History X
Breakfast Club
Pretty In Pink
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
I Am Sam
Freddy Got Fingered
Singles
Sid And Nancy
Reality Bites
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
House Party
Napoleon Dynamite
Horror Flicks! What ever happened to the good ol' days when a gurl would watch a horror flick, and be to scared to get up and go to the bathroom by herself?
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