I don't know why I'm here, a friend showed me this site and I figured what the hell might as well sign up. If you're looking to meet a hot guy on this site, don't look here, cuz you won't find one with me. I have all the things they don't want, and love is overrated in my book: too painful and just a hassle overall. My views on love and relationships can be summed up by Mr. Greg Graffin, perhaps the greatest lyricist ever:

Like you, perserverance is a useless tool
Just a patron on a ship of fools
Feigning interest in the cast and crew
While you've broken every single rule

There's a furnace set on high
and a yearning undefined
now it's time to turn the tide
it's social suicide...

A few more things about me:

Music is my life - if it were outlawed tomorrow, I'd have no reason to live

I hate MTV and American Idol (except for the first few weeks) - it's nothing but mindless instapop crap that totally ruins what music should be

I'm all about anything baseball or football.

I still enjoy video games - it's a harmless hobby

I love my family and have no shame admitting it

I'm a history buff. I'm hooked on the history channel and will read anything I can get my hands on regarding anything of historical value.

I question God's existence. I believe he's just somebody that religious types invented to alleviate their fear of death. What "loving god" would let a man like hitler live, yet strikes down babies and children with cancer?

I don't fully trust the female species. I've both experienced and witnessed too much heartache when it comes to the opposite sex to believe otherwise.

When it comes to relationships and dating, I believe unconditional love is an obsolete concept. These days, love comes with a price tag, sad as it is to admit. If you think I'm wrong, I ask you this - Why is "no fault divorce" legal, and why are divorce rates over 50 percent?

I believe the female orgasm is a complete myth. If a vibrator could mow the lawn, pay the bills, and buy expensive cars and jewlery, we'd be killed off in an instant.

I support our troops 100%. I have family and friends who have served or are serving, and I am so proud of them. That does not mean I am automatically in favor of war.

I believe the war in Iraq was wrong. I believe Iran is not really a threat to us, they are a good country with a shitty leadership. Same goes for North Korea. This DOES NOT mean I think we should bomb them back to the stone age. Peaceful change from inside is possible if we use the right channels.

I believe understanding and dialogue solve problems better than bullets and bombs. But I do realize there are exceptions (i.e. world war II - Hitler was a sick maniac who started it, so that was the only way do deal with him).

Just because I'm liberal and do not like or trust the dubya administration and am nervous about our militaristic attitude and question our foreign policy does not mean I hate America or sympathize with terrorists. I choose to think for myself and examine what motivates people to resort to such methods rather than blindly accept that we're automatically the "good guys" because we're christian and they're the "bad guys" because they're muslims. I think what happened on 9/11 is absolutely deplorable and those responsible should be brought to justice. If you think that's unamerican, I question your mentality.

Just because I am against corporate welfare and favor universal health care and oppose tax cuts for the wealthy DOES NOT mean I'm a communist.

Just because I am critical of Israel's policies DOES NOT make me anti-semitic. I have lots of jewish friends and they're great people. I also find it quite contradictory that people always accuse so-called "left wing moonbats" of being anti-semitic because they question Israel, yet it's the extreme right-wing groups like the KKK and neo-nazis they should be worried about.

I think if two people are in love, they should get married, regardless of sexuality. Just because some book says an imaginary man in the sky is against it doesn't mean it should become law. Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?

Just because I think global warming is a serious problem and that we should start exploring alternative energy DOES NOT make me a sandle clad bead wearing tree hugger (as one of my friends put it).

I believe violent video games do not encourage violent behavior. It is bad parenting and bad role modeling that cause that kind of behavior. I also believe rap music does not lead to gang membership and crime, and heavy metal music does not lead to satan worshipping.

I believe in gun CONTROL, not gun ABOLITION.

I think if you're so gung-ho about going to war, you should join up. Armchair warriors piss me off.

I'm always open to new ideas and will try almost anything at least once.

Oh, and one more thing - If you are one of those people on here who has like 10,000 friends, you need to get a damn life.

Lastly, here are a few people that annoy me:

Shallow people

People who think because they're good looking or rich that they're better than everyone else.

Religious fanatics

People who feel the absolute need to post pictures of their kids on a site with adult content, and then have to gall to bitch about it. I have nothing against posting pics of your kids or your pets, but if you do that, and then complain that people don't rate them a perfect 10, seriously get over it, it's not going to kill you.

People who use l33t speak.

PeOpLe wHo WrItE LiKe tHiS...seriously do you have a nervous twitch or something? Typing like a first grader doesn't make you cool, take it from me, you look stupid.

People who hide behind graphics...I don't care for looks all that much, but seriously, posting a bunch of bratz-like animations instead of having the guts to show your face just annoys me. If you really think people will believe you look like that, I have to laugh at you. Hey I'm ugly I don't care, at least people know who they're talking to.

People who feel they absolutely must have all of the newest toys and technology, no matter what. I have a computer and a cell phone, but I'm not on the verge of suicide just because I don't have an ipod or a razor.

This one is aimed at the ladies - girls who show pics of themselves either naked or practically naked, and in spread eagle poses or pretending to be masturbating, and then in their profile they say they hate guys who are only after them for sex and that they aren't objects or pieces of meat...are these bimbos out of their fucking minds or something? Not that it justifies men being pigs, but seriously what do you expect from men aged 15 - 60 when you present yourself like that? That's the nature of men, that's how they think, they are driven by hormones and primal instincts such as sex. Women like that deserve everything they get when they get humped and dumped.

George Bush

Dick Cheney

Condolezza Rice

Donald Rumsfeld

AIPAC

Bill O'Reilly

Rush Limbaugh

Ann Coulter (how she is even given air time is beyond me)

Sean Hannity

Tony Blair

and last but not least, Michael Moore (yes you read that right).

So there you have it. I don't take any of this seriously, I don't even know what the hell half of this crap means on this site. But whatever, if you feel you have to leave me a comment, go ahead it's a free country (well at least it used to be), I can't stop you. Enough about me, not like any of you really care anyway, so goodbye and good riddens to you all!