Sponsor:  *~~ sweeta...  --  "AUTO11's ON !! Lets all level - kisses!! " 
2,324,798 fubar members | 61,597 online | new members

Over 2,324,798 people are fubar.
What are you waiting for? Join now!
the drug you can't resist ~i LOVE girls *TAKEN*
25, Female, Yuma, AZ

Name:Joy
Status:
Offline (come love on me)
Buzz:
Birthday:April 29th
fu-Owned worth:17,716 fuBucks
Joined:December 23, 2006
Marital Status:In a relationship
Invited by:
Level:Fu-King (24) [?]
Fu-King-->Godfather
2,521,677 Points to go!
Points:
3,478,323
Profile Views:
Crush:

Trackz:
click to close
About Me:
click to close
(last updated:May 15, 2008 @ 6:47 pm)
Photobucket

READ MY PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME! Also, read my blog, "ANY MORE QUESTIONS?" It will help out A LOT.


No, I will not get on webcam for you. No, I will not have cyber or phone sex with you. No, you will NOT get access to my private folder. If this is all you are looking for, don't bother with me. Move on. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Hey everyone! About me... my name is Joy. I am a 24-year-old nursing student with a GREAT 4-year-old son and I love to have a good time. I love new friends so stop by and say hello anytime!

PhotobucketPhotobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

add~rate~comment~fan~crush
you know you want to

oh, and I'm VERY HAPPILY TAKEN. So back off. :)
Music:
click to close
(last updated:August 12, 2007 @ 2:39 pm)

Interests:
click to close
1. I am a mother of a 4 year old boy. Yes, his dad is very much involved with him. No, Im not looking for a father figure, stepdad, or anything else. I have a man, so I'm not looking for one of those either. ;)
2. I cannot live without my cell phone. I text 24/7.
3. I'm a fanatical reader. Yeah, I'm weird. But I read constantly.
4. I shop all the time. Big suprise.
5. Going out to the movies is one of my favorite ways to relax. Especially with a diet coke and soft pretzel.
6. I love to dance when I'm drunk. But I doubt I'm any good lol. And you will probably never see me dance sober.
7. I drink regularly. But I'm not a drunk or an alcoholic.
8. I adore lingerie. The man who suprises me with it can make me do pretty much whatever he wants lol.
9. Good conversation is important to me.
10. I get all mushy when I see babies. I'm not ready for another one, but I get all motherly when I see one!
11. I love getting my hair and nails done. It's so relaxing. It's not just about getting pretty or whatever.
12. I'm always cold. If it's below 75, I am definately wearing pants and a jacket.
13. I love Las Palapas. Yummmmmm.
14. Crowded beaches bother me. I don't like them. I don't like being ogled when I'm half naked by a bunch of strangers. And once, I had a man propose to me on the boardwalk. So, I prefer to stick to more secluded beaches.
15. I love having sex in the water. Hot tubs, pools, showers, whatever.
16. I am terrified of fish. Their scaly skin and beady eyes freak me out. But I love to fish lol. Just do NOT make me touch a fish or I will literally start crying.
17. I've had issues with faithfulness in past relationships. Now, honesty and fidelity are the most important things to me when I'm with someone.
18. I'm always hungry. I probably eat like a pig. I know I should quit and I should probably weigh a lot more than I do. But food is sooo good.
19. I detest liars and backstabbers. Just be real.
20. I'm not a big flower person. There is no thought put into that. It's unoriginal and whenever I get flowers, they are dead within days.
21. I love my job. I love nursing. It's hard and I cry sometimes for my patients, but I would never want to do anything else.
22. I procrastinate more than I should.
23. I would do anything for my friends. They mean the world to me.
24. I wear those capri sweat pants a lot. They are so comfortable. And I find I tend to get hit on more often when I wear them. Go figure.
25. It's such a turn to watch a man stick up for you. I love it.
26. I have a purse and shoe fetish.
27. I often feel fat.
28. I hate coloring my hair. Usually, like 90% of the time when I feel the need to get it colored, a guy does it.
29. I have a HUGE thing for Marines. They are so hot in their uiniforms and there's just something sexy about them defending their country.
30. I fall for guys fast and get hurt easily. I can say I've actually been in love with 3 guys. But I think I'm starting to become a bit anti-love. It just doesn't work out for me. I still want to believe in that fairytale ending though.
31. I walk around my house naked when I'm alone but I usually forget to close the blinds all the way.
32. I'm a bad driver. yes, I'm that stereotypical woman driver lol.
33. My boyfriend just taught me how to change a tire. Too bad it was *after* I had a blowout on the side of a busy road at night when I was all alone with no spare.
34. Yes, I like girls. I think that was kind of obvious from my pictures.
35. I don't sing. Ever.
36. In elementary school I was voted Shyest Girl.
37. I loved gymnastics but I was told I was too tall and curvy to really excell in that.
38. I use to ice skate and I loved it. But I haven't n about 10 years and probably would suck horribly if I tried to now.
39. I got my AA in Psychology and Sociology a month after I turned 19. I didn't continue on to my BA because I got pregnant.
40. I have 2 sisters and 2 brothers. And I don't think any of us look alike at all.
41. I love cheesy movies.
42. I get scared easily when watching horror movies but I still love them.
43. I don't think I'll ever be truly happy. I think karma will come back aorund and bite me in the ass to ensure that.
44. One of the best feelings in the world is to go to sleep with the man you love and then wake up in his arms.
45. I have no street smarts or common sense. But academically, I'm pretty freakin smart.
46. I miss my mom more than anything and I would give anything to see her again. And will fucking kill the person who dares to talk shit about her. She was my best friend and I only regret that I couldn't make her better.
47. I'm trying to learn Spanish but I suck at it.
48. I once danced on a pole at the local strip club (in one of their sexy little outfits even) but had to stop when one of the strippers complained 'cause I got more attention than she did.
49. I love to cook. I'm not the greatest, but I'm learning.
50. I believe in God and am more religious (eh, I hate that word... I go by the Bible - or try to - not by what some man says just 'cause he's a pastor) than I seem
51. I hate crying. I do everything possible to make sure no one sees me cry. So if you do, then you know my heart is breaking.
52. I adore cheesy love songs. I want a love like that.
53. Sometimes I just don't know what I did to deserve everything I have... my son, my friends, my man... but whatever the reason, I am very thankful.
54. I own a million lip glosses. I'm freakin obsessed.
55. I'm addicted to diet cherry pepsi.
56. I once got a huge bruise on my ass when I tried walking in my friend's 8-inch stripper heels. Wow. I took maybe 3 steps and fell on my ass.
57. My new favorite drink I make all the time at home: Coconut Parrot Bay and OJ with a splash of cranberry juice. It is soooooo good.
58. I love being in the rain. Maybe because I live in the desert and never get to see it lol.
59. I don't watch TV, but I love movies.
60. My nursing school friends and I have a bad habit about discussing our lectures (which can be very explicitly "gross" to most people) out in restaurants. So, sorry if I've ever grossed you out while you're eating!
61. I love drawing blood, giving IVs, and administering shots. But I practically pass out when it's my turn to get any of the above.
62. My nickname as a child was Dolly. When I was a baby, my mom said I looked just like a Cabbage Patch Doll. So it kind of stuck and she called me that my whole life.
63. Speaking of, my mom died from complications of MS when I was 21. Talk shit about her and I will make you wish you never opened your mouth.
64. I'm horrible with words. Often whatever the hell I'm trying to say comes out completely wrong. So please don't be offended! I probably don't mean it like you took it. Unless I straight out called you a fucking jackass. Then I meant that.
65. I push men away. If we date, it will happen. I fall quickly, then realize, wait... I'm not ready, he's not ready, or we're just not meant to be.
66. I fake happiness to please someone I love or really like. I like to keep the peace, but inside, I start to really resent this person.
67. I loooove Sephora and American Eagle. Best. Stores. Ever.
68. If someone sends me a message asking me to leave comments or rate them, I definately will NOT. If I wanted to or had the time at the moment, I would. But I don't always and I think that's rude of you to even ask.
69. I love caramel. Mmmmm. On my apples. On my ice cream. I even have a caramel-flavored body powder. Yum.

And if you really want to chat with me or be my friend, please read my blogs Dont F*#% With Me and Any More Questions? Especially if you're a guy. And I do love the ladies, but that does not mean I will let you automatically let you see me naked. Thank you!!!


Jealous One Yielding Loving and Yummy, Naughty Embraces


Get Your Sexy Name



Whats your sex style?
Fierce Sex Style

Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!

Take this test


What is your favorite sex position?
Control Freak

You have to be on top, and giving them your all. Nothing wrong with that!

Take this test


You scored as Slut.

Slut

100%

Popular Bitch

94%

Nerdy Girl

56%

Preppy Girl

44%

Hippy

19%

Athletic Tomboy

19%

Goth

13%

Loser

0%

What type of girl are you?!!
created with QuizFarm.com

Are You A Nympho?
Nymphomaniac

YOUR ARE COMPLETELY DRIVEN BY SEX BE CAREFUL OR IT COULD COMSUME YOUR LIFE!!! Be very careful with how you deal with sex and make sure your not letting it take over. ....or just come over at five?

Take this test


How sexually stunning are you?
Stunningly Sexy

You are insanely full of sexiness. You know what you want & you know just how to get it. Your lover will enjoy how you put them over the edge. Keep up what you're doing, maybe some people could learn a thing or two from your sexy ways.

Take this test


How good are you in bed?
AMAZING!


I know where you are thursday nights at nine.

Take this test


WHAT TYPE OF FREAK ARE YOU?
SUPPER FREAK

GO CHECK OUT EROS.COM N SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING YOU DONT

Take this test


Which Playboy girlfriend are you?
YOU are Holly

You are the supreme meaning of girly-girl! You are usually the favorite of the guys , but to the girls you come off as kinda snotty so becareful of that!

Take this test




Kitten
DMAN1973 p...

Frog + Prince
Hollow Ichigo

Elmo
~TRU~[Jugg...

Sports Car
ada2k



Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum 28 views, 9 ratings, 1 comment
Mickey Avalon - So Rich, So ... 26 views, 8 ratings
Happily Married 53 views, 12 ratings

LOSER53 views, 4 comments
I paid for them, they're mine lol39 views, 5 comments
manana46 views, 3 comments

fubar Support 
Rev Theory 
 


Rose Pendant Necklace
Father Time

Diamond Necklace
ada2k

Bacardi Hurricane
Slave2Fant...

Cosmo
Slave2Fant...

Mai Tai
Slave2Fant...


Leave a comment!

NOTE: If you post offensive and/or inappropriate content your commenting privileges will be revoked and your account may be deleted.


Find Flirty & Sensual Comments at:
 
Find killer comment tags at Hunto.com
Sparkle your comments with Sparkletags.com
mhope
Online (Online)
head
YoungDirt™
Traumedic
mark
Offline (whats happenin!!)
ShawnOSU**Lover...
Offline (No, I wont buy u a fake gift 2 C ur pathetic bewbs)
peter1984
¹Sir…'À$ø'Dãddý¹
Offline (GrabYourAnkles!!)
ßËÅR ⊕ Fu Ronin
Offline (Wasting Government $!!!!!!!!!!!)
ClandestineMonk

This member is viewable by:everyone


using skin:http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/SUZIE7869/3524076488-2.jpg(rip this skin)   |    (browse this members skins)




'user' rendered in 0.33 seconds on machine '183'.