Well lets see where to begin. I'd like to think I'm a whore yes that much is obvious. Have you ever smelled that weird and rare scent that comes out of nowhere? Yeah that's me....thatttttttt's me haha nah I smell good most of the time....*cough* I love to laugh and hope you're laughing too (no pity laughs please). I love playin on me drumset even though the last few bands were a waste of time *le sigh* If you love photography, I love you....not even kidding. I dabble a bit in sketching and paintballing, and woodworking, and welding, and snowboarding, and writing....but that's average stuff hehehe. I'll pretty much do anything for a laugh....may all those sheep rest in peace....don't ask.

I've lived in Toledo all my life and HOLY SHIT, avoided aids the whole time, can I get a round of applause? Right now I'm workin at a factory called Rikers, yes I was disappointed it wasn't the prison too, where I help create commercial exhaust systems for semis, mobile homes, etc. On the weekends I DRINK DUHHHHHHHHHHHH, what else is there to do in Ohio?! The only thing we've accomplished is managed to reach the top three states in the U.S. for the spread of aids lol. There's a pretty damn good chance I spend most of my time nude whilst at home, no better way right? Ever since that show FRIENDS, I've always wanted to be the creepy dude always nude at home.

I've met a shitload of national bands as well as downright famous people whilst working at a club called Bijou for about 3 years. Just to name a few, Lifehouse, Trapt, Mushroomhead, Don Vito, Ron fucking Jeremy, Eddie Money, Bad Company (took those guys on a ghost hunt, friggin amazing), Ying Yang Twins, Mustard Plug, Seether, Crossfade, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dark New Day.

You could say breaking up fights, taking hits to the face, and endless amounts of flashing breasts turned me into who I am today, oh yeah and the free liquor helped too, and lets not forget the noble and honorable bums that hung out on the streets of downtown (our hearts to their safety and well-being).

I'm recently single and LOVING the party life once more, a new photographer of sorts still tryin to figure out my style as well as building a portfolio. I took one semester in college and realized....I....kick....ass kinda not really. But a few buddies who major in the stuff said I should give it a whirl.

I cannot stand people disliking me, it is a goal in my mind to make everyone I meet respect or be ok with my presence. I will pretty much do anything to gain trust or acceptance (the many many times I've had to rip duct tape off my nipples...hair doesn't grow there anymore...) So if you hate me....I will stalk you damnit...

I love animals, even dated a gal who had kids, and lets face it, they really are animals. They wet their sleeping spots, hide the presents elsewhere, have that guilty look on their face when they know they've been a very very bad dog lol, and fight constantly....loved every minute of it really did. I think kids instantly turn us into adults, which is why I think I'll stray away from that as long as I can lol.

If you love video games and are a female (and no post-surgery does not count WHOA TRANSVESTITE giggity giggity)....lets get married!