fubar user: The Stutter & ẄỉčҜёĐ₣яίέŋĐ (653457)

We have combined profiles!! Wickedfriend (aka Celia) and The Stutter (aka Kenneth). So y’all are getting two for the price of one!! We are a happily MARRIED military couple that got hitched on 4-22-08!! Kenneth is currently stationed in South Korea and hopefully I will be joining him soon. So if you send a friend request you will be adding both of us. If you use the Shout Box, you may not know who you are talking too!!

ABOUT WICKED:

I am happily MARRIED to The Stutter AKA Kenneth and yes he is verbally challenged!!! He is my best friend first and foremost. I love him with all my heart. We have an unbreakable bond; both of us have been through a lot, in and out of our relationship and it has made us stronger. I thank the Gods everyday that I have this incredible and caring person in my life. And I am striving everyday to become a better person and show him how much I care so I can be the best wife and partner possible. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SWEETHEART!!

I'm vertically challenged, standing at 5'3". I have green eyes and my hair color changes weekly!! I have three tattoos. Counting my ears I have a total of 9 piercings. I love watching re runs of America’s Funniest Home Videos, making snow angels and blowing bubbles. I aspire to be a professional mattress tester. The smell of fresh cut grass wonderful along with dryer sheets. Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best flavor, hands down, I LOVE watermelon ring pops, but they are best after eating a pepperoni pizza from Dominos and watching Transformers...only one person will understand that and he is my life!! Looking up at the stars is the most peaceful thing in the world, drawing my name in the sand is soooooo romantic; I love to hold hands and skip with my daughter. My oldest son keeps me sharp with his constant comebacks and my youngest son keeps me on my toes with his very busy mind, if I don't pay attention I will find my washer full of dirt, my doors taken of the hinges and all of his pants cut into shorts...Jumping in a pile of leaves makes me feel like a kid again. I love chocolate shakes with French fries together. Spinning in circles until I’m dizzy is a lot of fun. I still like to play dress up, like a princess!! I love everyone, I’m the friendliest person with a sense of humor, and I will always try and make you smile! I am the slowest eater on the face of the earth and I always break my spaghetti in half before I put it in the pot. I prefer mayo over Miracle Whip. Chocolate chip cookies are the only cookies. I am a huge goofball and sooooo dorky!! I love kissing in the rain, but the sprinkler will do. I will make wishes on falling stars and dandelions. I eat pudding when I am sad. My favorite pizza is pepperoni and mushroom and I love German beer!! Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman on the planet and I am in love with her, I think emoticons are adorable, I am easily amused. Spiders terrify me but I won’t kill them. Cows are cute. Sometimes I am sarcastic and witty. Watching dogs chase their tales is the funniest thing in the world. I want someone to watch Sponge Bob Square Pants with me. I like to try and spell my name with alphabet soup; I still eat chicken and stars. I love Count Chocula cereal. I pull petals of flowers and ask if he loves me. I enjoy skipping rocks on the pond. Knock knock jokes are hysterical. I love anyone that can make me laugh, I love dorks and Disney movies. I often can be found translating toddler slang. I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down, I have blond moments. I’m so sexy my stalkers have a support group. I’ve been abducted by aliens and now I can swim for miles, run up steep hills and throw my softball bat with deadly accuracy. I work for the FBI on Mondays; I’m the horse shoe world champion. I swam the Amazon upstream, piloted around the world and baked and award winning pie in one weekend. I’ve translated Gone with the Wind into Pig Latin in one afternoon. I can do 5 Minute Abs in 3...I road rage, it's my evil side, you cut me off I'm gonna call you every obscenity in the book, wish the worse case of crabs on you and that your arms were to short to scratch, I will diss your mama AND your baby's mama. I have a pet rat named Anna, she's the coolest!! I'm a klutz, but always laugh at myself when I wipe out!! I love it when a man opens the door for me. I always have a smile ready :)!! I'm addicted to McDonald's Southwest Salad, I can eat it three times a day! I always bring my cart back, aqua is my favorite color, I like shiny things, white roses and gardenias are my favorite flowers. You can sometimes find me sitting and looking at the ocean for hours. I would much rather have a handful of picked wildflowers than jewelry. I love to love. I still have my stuffed dog my dad gave to me when I was born, and yes, I still sleep with it! I study Ketsugo so most likely I can effectively hand you your ass because I AM NINJA!! I listen to all kinds of music, I still love the 80's, everything about it!! But mostly listen to metal. I attempt poetry, can be found in my blogs. Love photography. The only sport I follow is UFC. Randy Couture is an effin' LEGEND!!! Making S'mores around a fire is the best summer thing to do!! I have a weakness for men with a smile that lights their eyes. I'm always up for a challenge, but most likely will let you win. The worst chore for me is folding laundry, I HATE it!!! Pennywise the Clown scares the shit out of me!! Love horror movies, but only cuddled up with someone. My guilty pleasure is celebrity magazines. I think parking and "necking" is sooo HOT!! I sometimes play with my son's Playstation 2 when he is in bed, I love the game Socom 3. I would much rather drive with the windows down than use the AC. I ALWAYS stop to smell the roses. I love Southern Comfort, neat. I'm an "implant" in the northeast, but a southern girl at heart. Born in Biloxi Mississippi. I still say "y'all" I have this thing with razor commercials, I don't what it is about them, but they freak me out, I can't watch them!! I love peanut butter, but I hate the smell of it. I love limes, I can eat them like an orange, goes great with Corona too!

ABOUT KENNETH:

This woman is the love of my life, my better half, my WIFE and my best friend. I am truly a lucky man to have her in my life, and even more so for the fact that she is the woman I am MARRIED to. I love her more than life itself.

I'm currently stationed at K-16 in South Korea with 2-2 Combat Aviation Batallion. It sucks here, especially since my wife is not able to come over be with me during my tour of duty here. Oh yeah, for those of you that don't know, I am married now to Celia Cox (a.k.a. Mrs. Stutter lol). I am also a step-father now of 3 beautiful kids. I'm currently in the Army as a Computer and Electronics Systems Repairman, or the guy that fixes night vision equipment, computers, chemical agent detectors, biological agent detectors and (rarely) nuclear agent detectors. My goal in the Army is to eventually get certified as a Physical Therapist Asst. and then work towards my master's in Physical Therapy. Not really sure what else to put (I suck at these things).

Baby, I know I'm not perfect and I've made my share of mistakes (fuck-ups) but I do love you and I am trying to make myself better everyday, so that when you are my wife, I can be the best husband and "step-daddy" that I can possibly be. I love you.