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Mr. Horny..aka Illinois Transplant
55, Male, Bloomington, IL

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Birthday:January 11th
fu-Owned worth:23,774 fuBucks
Joined:March 7, 2007
Marital Status:Single
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(last updated:November 28, 2008 @ 2:43 pm)












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I am once again a single/divorced, man and enjoying my freedom. I am a grandpa twice now. My oldest daughter gave birth to a son at 0438 12/27/2007, so I now have a granddaughter and a grandson and enjoying them both tremendously. Please see my new arrival stash slide show if you are interested.

I work from home as a Medical Word Specialist and enjoy it. Have two daughters and two stepdaughters. I live about 30 miles west of Chicago. Unlike the screen name indicates, I am not looking for more than friendship and being able to chat with other adults on a multitude of subjects, but do flirt and who knows what can come of that...LOL. If sex comes up, no pun intended, I have no objection about that either. No, I do not have a web cam and never will. There are enough scary things in the world and I will not add to that. I do NOT use Yahoo or MSN and have not for at least 5 years, so don't ask.

Had I any idea how much fun it is being a grandpa, would have skipped being a parent. Just kidding as I would not trade my kids, but it is fun to spoil my granddaughter and load her up with sweets just before she is to be picked up. No telling how I will be able to spoil my grandson yet, but time will tell. I will most likely do the same with my grandson as he gets older. That is part of the fun times of being a grandpa. Let mommy deal with it. I am not balding for nothing and you know what they say about pay backs...LOL.

Being a male, I am open to almost all kinds of graphics. I do however respect other people. If they do not care to receive "adult" graphics for the days of the week or comments, let me know and I will do my best to make sure they are not sent. I am an adult with adult interests...you figure it out.


FOR YOU DOWN RATERS...GO FIND SOME OTHER SITE. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ADULTS HERE AND YOU AND YOUR CHILDISH GAMES CAN GO TO HELL! IF YOU DO NOT CARE FOR MY PICTURES, THEN DON'T RATE THEM AND MOVE ON TO SOMEONE WHO YOU DO LIKE. IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT. SHOW ME RESPECT AND I WILL SHOW IT IN RETURN.







My Japanese Name Is...

Seiichi Matsudaira


FLIRT SCALE:

You Are a Fun Flirt

You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!

You Scored a 69% as good sexer!

You are good in bed, we should all be like you. Or maybe you're just having too much sex. Only freaks score this high...lol!

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You have a Sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Dale --
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Like in nature to a human dildo

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(last updated:October 13, 2007 @ 9:27 am)
I am old fashioned...give me Donkey Kong, Mario, Asteroids, Pac Man and Trong.

Music:
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(last updated:July 12, 2008 @ 12:11 am)

Country Western and Oldies...Beach Boys, LuLu, Ricky Nelson, Dianna Ross and the Supremes, The Carpenters, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson, Boxcar Willie, Loretta Lynn, Alabama and the Oakridge Boys, Shangri Las, and other oldies







I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish.com.


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My interests are in photography, traveling, having fun with my family (daughters and grand kids), walking along the beach, star gazing, listening to the oldies but moldies on the radio and some modern music, and making new friends.

I am a Cleveland Browns fan...Born and Bred...They will have to pry my Dawg face from my dead hands when the time comes...:-)

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Which 80's cartoon character are you?

Papa Smurf
You get a little blue when things go sour but you know how to relax and have a good time at home. Then again you are just an old man.
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Grease, Pearl Harbor, The Enemy Below, What a Girl Wants, Sleepless in Seatle, Parent Trap (old one), White Christmas, Going My Way, Paint Your Wagon, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, Ice Age, Titanic.

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