fubar user: DJ Woody "Funky Monkey Lover" (769587)

Top Dude of the Week:

#424

Name:

Twelve Monkeys Funky Monkey Lover

Status:

(where am I?)

Buzz:

100% - sh*t faced!

Birthday:

July 16th

fu-Owned worth:

146,410 fuBucks

Joined:

March 26, 2007

Marital Status:

Single

Level:

Fu-King (24) [?]

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Points:

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Crush:

2 different people have a crush on me!

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About Me:	click to close
(last updated:November 26, 2008 @ 7:03 pm)
Sup fine people of fubar? I'm 40, Divorced & living in Central Pennsylvania. I'm Looking for fun and friends. I I'm real easy going and laid back, but i do have a few rules.... DON'T LIE!!!! I HATE LIARS!(I was married to one and I have dated a few)and, I'm all grown up. I don't want to play games. OH and CRAZY BITCHES.... PLEASE keep going, forget u found me. UPDATE: let me Repeat... I HATE LIARS!!!!! I'm an honest loyal friend. I will NOT lie to you so don't lie to me. I am a REAL Person with REAL Feelings. This is not some Online persona. I don't Play Games so don't Play with me. If that's what you're about GET THE F*K off my page!!! Thank You, have a nice Day. Huggles Fubar's HOTTEST Lounge! MY Adult Blogs are some of the HOTTEST Porn Movies Streamin right to you! CLICK TO ENTER *Listen to that Supercharger* It's the Dildo Song!

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(last updated:November 8, 2008 @ 2:23 pm)
*Some of My FAMILY GUY CLIPS* VOTE 4 LOIS *Here's some of my favorite Pick Up Lines....lmao* 1 If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2 I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3 If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4 How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5 I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 7 Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 8 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!! 9 If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 10 You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 11 Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 12 Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 13 I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? 14 How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.