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Short and Fat...you could say Oompa Loompa style body. Although my face is not orange, I do have lots of pimples that cover my entire body. Primarily on my face and ass.
I suffer from most VD's as I cant afford a doctor since Im unemployed and any money I do get goes to hookers.
Believe Me?
DISCLAIMER:
I, The Original White Tiger, hereby give you the visitor of my picture albums advanced warning before entering. Due to the nature of my pictures it will be known that you entered at your own risk. Additionally I will not be held accountable for any and all of the following that may happen while viewing.
1) Sudden increase to heart rate and breathing.
2) Sighs, moans, or any other comments that slip out while at work making people look at you funny.
3) Sudden increase in temperature or sweating.
4) Unexpected teetering or tipping over of computer desk.
5) Ruined keyboards or mice due to extensive drooling.
6) Any bodily injury due to falling out of chair.
And lastly...
I will not be blamed for you... Getting smacked in the back of the head by a husband, boyfriend, or partner because any of the above happened and you got caught.
Thank you and enjoy your visit.