I come to fubar just to make new friends, not get into this huge pissing contest about the most rates or the most bling or the most friends or whatever it is a majority of the people on this site are chasing after because frankly, I'm not about this capitalist chase to see who has the most shit on here. I've got Yahoo, AIM, and MSN, so if you want to talk to me on there instead of on here, feel free to ask for my name.

I'm a wee bit of a Japanophile, but I'm not a weeaboo. Why am I not a weeaboo? Because I recognize the Japanese are trying to be American just about as hard as a lot of Americans pretend to be Japanese, which just creates this HUGE fucking paradox that would make an average person's head explode. If your head explodes from this paradox, please take a picture of it and post it on fubar.

I enjoy anime... I enjoy wrestling. No, I don't like the WWE. Vince and his product, quite frankly, can kiss my ass. I prefer more indy-level shit, as well as stuff from around the world (mainly Japan and Mexico.) And as it pertains to anime, don't try talking Naruto with me, because I fucking hate Naruto with a fiery passion. Inuyasha's acceptable because it's good for a good b-movie style laughing... but no Naruto. The kind of animes I enjoy are either goofy as fuck (Azumanga Daioh, Goushuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun, Gravitation [don't get any ideas, I'm not gay], Inuyasha [once again, for b-movie style laughs], Shin Chan, Lupin the 3rd, and stuff to that effect] or dark and/or fucked up [Neon Genesis Evangelion, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, and stuff to that effect).

That isn't to say I don't enjoy some American programming. I like South Park, I used to like Family Guy until the jokes started getting really stale, I like Futurama, Conan O'Brien is the fucking man. I like Stephen Colbert's Colbert Report. Lewis Black is amazing. And most of the original shows that Adult Swim churns out are amusing (outside of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Tom Goes to the Mayor. It's not that people don't "get it"... it's just not funny. If your show can feature Jack Black and STILL not be funny, something is SERIOUSLY FUCKING WRONG!)

I also have a pretty big collection of weapons... mostly axes and knives, but my FAVORITES are the katanas and the nunchaku. And yes, I do like to use them, but either in a kata-like meditation or to hack shit I bring home from work up. No, I don't use them on human beings and no I'm not a ninja assassin... yet. ;)

Another thing... if you come on to my profile with the intent of whoring out your lounge or your contests via my page, expect to get blocked. If you bitch and moan, hey, you got your warning right here. Not MY fault you didn't read the warranty, jackass. The cliched pictures in my comments, while they can be a tad annoying, I'll allow them, because there's good intentions behind them. But advertising YOUR lounge on MY profile is prohibited, because it shows you came onto my profile with the sole intent of whoring your little lounge out. You have MORE than enough space on your own profile for that shit, you DON'T have to put it on mine. Now if you and I talk on at LEAST a semi-regular basis (be it on here or on AIM/MSN/Yahoo), then I might let you advertise... but if you're just gonna come on my profile and think rating me a 10 or fanning me is enough, then expect to have your comment rejected and your ass blocked. This is your ONLY warning; you fuck it up, then tough shit.

Also, I know there's a lot of cliques and comment bomb familes on fubar... don't ask me to join them. I'll be friends with people in these groups, but I refuse to partake in this. I will not visit your friend's profile for you, I will not comment bomb your friend's picture in a contest for a little ad space on this site for their profile or whatever, I will not buy you on auction because that is e-slavery, and I will not go and trash some fake you've discovered's profile. Now if I pinpoint some fakes on here, I'll gladly point out their fakes, but I won't drive them away for you.